Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}
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    Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

    Rastgele

    Hi! *smiles awkwardly* This is a book that delves deep into the mind of me, Blaise Croft. I will be doing stuff that I like to do when I'm bored and I'll tell you stuff and things. (As you can see I am terrible at adjectives) This is kinda like a bl...

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    Formalities. Ugh. I hate them. I hate them so much that I forgot to smile awkwardly.
    *scowls awkwardly because anger*
    HOW MANY FREALKING SPOONS DOES ONE PERSON NEED TO EAT A THREE COURSE MEAL???
    APPARENTLY IT'S FIVE
    LIKE,
    WHAT THE FLIBBER FLUBBING HECK?!
    Not really. I honestly don't know. But I've never been to a formal wedding before and I have NOOO idea what to doooo!!
    Like, do I have to make a speech?? Do I have to eat the duck that they are going to serve??? DO I NEED TO DRINK THEIR CLUB SODA??!!!
    HELP MEEE
    The only wedding I've ever been to was a fake one with my cousin when I was six!
    Oh that reminds me, I still need to get that fake annulled . . .
    Wait, what if their cake has real milk in it?!?!?!
    The last time I drank a glass of 2%, it protested so much it started a movement, if you know what I mean . . .
    Heh heh . . . I'm lactose intolerant.
    (uh, DUH! I think they get the point, Blaise.)
    (Shut up, Me!)
    (No!!)
    (SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU ASSBUTT!!)
    (*sulks* fine.)
    Sorry. Sometimes my other side comes out. Their name is Zabini.
    (Geddit?? I'm Blaise, they're Zabini! Haha so funny.)
    (Yes they get it good job making your own joke lame by explaining it.)
    (whAT DID I JUST SAY)
    (fiiinnneee)
    But back to me freaking out about having to go to a wedding for a person I've never even met.
    First of all, I don't get a +1!!!! WHY???
    I don't wanna be BORED the whole time, now do I??!!
    NO!
    So why don't I get a plus friggen' one!?!?!?
    I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE QUACK TO DO
    THE WEDDING IS IN A WEEK AND
    URGH
    HELP ME
    WHYYYYYY
    *angry poof!*
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