Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}
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    Hi! *smiles awkwardly* This is a book that delves deep into the mind of me, Blaise Croft. I will be doing stuff that I like to do when I'm bored and I'll tell you stuff and things. (As you can see I am terrible at adjectives) This is kinda like a bl...

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    I'm gonna start posting spring-themed tattoos I draw on myself lol
    So, HAI *smiles awkwardly*
    I desperately need to know what episode Castiel says "Hey Assbutt!" because I really want to see that someone please tell me
    But other than that, I LOVE LIFE RIGHT NOW
    I mean, what else could I want??
    Season passes to Sixflags, Free food, art supplies at arms reach, SHARPIES, jewlery, and a group of amazing friends and I FINALLY FOUND AN OTAKU FRIEND
    HE CAN TEACH ME THE WAYS OF THE MANGA
    AND THE ANIME
    AND
    well,
    You know.
    I also am in love with Ouran High School Host Club.
    Is that how u shpel?
    Idk.
    So. SO.
    SOOOOOO.
    Yah I'm happah todah
    omg that sounded so snobby in my head lol
    OKAY ON TO THE ACTUAL POST THO
    
                          
    Blaise's SUPERFUN ways to CHEER UP
    
                          
    1: say 'bleep bloop'. Repeat until not sad.
    
                          
    If that doesnt work, try some of the others.
    
                          
    2: Hold your nose, say 'sneep snoop' and repeat until not sad.
    
                          
    3: say 'boopadedoop' in the manliest voice possible, possibly flexing.
    
                          
    4: sing 'The mysterious ticking noise" until not sad
    
                          
    5: Imagine someone aggresively chicken dancing towards you (or just search the gif on pintrest it's hilarous)
    
                          
    6: Shout "BUBBLES" in the angriest, manliest voice possible.
    
                          
    7: Just say these words with nose plugged: Sneeple, snoooooool, harooooomp, neroooreaannn
    
                          
    8: Turn on favorite song and dance wildly- also helps if you're trying to cheer someone else up
    
                          
    9: shout "WHAT'S THE INCANTATION FOR THE CHEERING CHARM SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MEH!"
    
                          
    10: Jump on bed, singing this song to any tune you want:
    Bounce bounce bounce, I'm a llama
    Lammas are so fulla drama
    butt a bouncing llama is no full drama
    i just wanna bounce
    bounce bounce bounce,
    BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE,
    I'M A LLAMA
    AND I JUST WANNA
    BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE
    UNTIL I'M OUT OUT OUT
    AND BOUNCE THE DAY AWAAAAAAAYYYY
    
                          
    I just realized this would also make an amazing 'try not to laugh' contest. Everybody does the stuff and last person to laugh wins and is granted the title of COMPLETELY HEARTLESS!!1!!!1!1
    okay dokay, let's blow this popsicle stand.
    BYE!
    *poof!*
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