Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

READ THIS. HATE ME. I WONT CARE.

Okay. Let's get real. I'm gonna post this on all my books. ALL OF THEM, EVEN THE ACTUAL STORIES.
It doesn't matter what color you are, or what you look like, or what you believe in, or how privileged you are. LIFE. EFFING. SUCKS.
GET USED TO IT.
That's what growing up is all about. Okay, so you lost that big competition that your whole life depended on. SO WHAT? Trying is hard. That's why nobody does it anymore! Most people only do it once in their life. Me, I've done it six times and I'm freaking HAPPY.
My life isn't even that good! I mean, I'm probably a loser and an awful person who spits out insults and spoilers like it was freaking confetti, but I just dont care.
If you didn't care about your position, but also aimed higher, you would be a lot happier right now. Like me. I'm angry, but I'm also happy and smiley and feeling awesome about everything in my life.
So WHAT if you're a homophobe? IT DOESN'T AFFECT YOUR LIFE- STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THEIRS. JUST GIVE THE EFF UP ALREADY.
I dont care if I offend a million people and lose all my followers. IT'S WORTH IT TO GET THIS MESSAGE OUT THERE.
IT CAN'T HURT YOU IF YOU DONT CARE ENOUGH TO HATE IT. JUST KEEP GOING UP AND IF YA FALL DOWN IT'S OKAY BECAUSE NOBODY RIDES THEIR BIKE WITHOUT FALLING OVER ON THE FIRST TRY.
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, GET BACK UP AND SLAP YOURSELF FOR THINKING YOU WERE GONNA DO IT ON THE FIRST ATTEMPT. NOBODY EVER DOES.
I DONT CARE IF YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE AT LEAST I'M ALIVE AND EATING EVERY DAY, OKAY?? RIGHT NOW THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT BUT I DON'T CARE. THERE ARE KIDS OUT THERE WHO DONT EAT EVERY DAY, BUT AT LEAST MOST OF THE WORLD IS TRYING TO HELP THEM AND YA KNOW WHAT? THE APPRECIATE THAT LITTLE BIT OF STUFF THAT THEY'VE GOT AND NO, I DO NOT CARE IF THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU BUT IT IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE.
SO IF YOU'RE HAVING A HISSY FIT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH CARS FOR YOUR EFFING BIRTHDAY, REMEMBER THAT IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A SPOILED LITTLE BRAT YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE A LOT HAPPIER.
I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A BIKE HANDLE SO STOP WHINING AND GIVE ME ONE OF THE CARS THAT YOU SAY IS THE WRONG COLOR BECAUSE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DON'T COMPLAIN AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO WILL DRIVE IT TO WORK TO EARN THE MONEY YOU SPEND ON FREAKING SHOES THAT ARE PRACTICALLY KNIVES. (PROFANITY AHEAD SORRY SORRY)
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT SHIT SO SHUT UP, STOP COMPLAINING, AND START LIVING LIKE A COMMONER LIKE ME TO SEE WHAT WE USE AND APPRECIATE BECAUSE
FUCK YOU ALL FOR LIVING LIKE FUCKING KNGS AND WISHING YOU WERE A FUCKING GOD
LIKE
FUCK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. YOU ARE A VILE HUMAN BEING AND WE ALL HATE YOU FOR WANTING MORE THAN THE ALMOST INFINITE AWESOMENESS THAT YOU'VE GOT. SO IF YOU'RE LIKE ME AND ARE LIVING UNDERPRIVILEGED, START ACTING YOUR AGE AND APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE IF YOU EVER DO GET RICH YOU'LL JUST WANT MORE AND END UP HAVING THE ENTIRE WORLD HATING YOU.
*drops mic* THANK YOU AND FUCK YOU ALL *flips world the bird*
(this is from one of my other books i just wanted to put it in allllll of my books.)