Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

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Hi puglings! *smiles awkwardly*
So I wanna learn another language, so I can say stupid stuff and people will think I'm being quaint.
Is that a word?
THAT'S A WORD??
WHAT DOES THAT WORD MEAN THO
anywayeee . . .
I can't decide what language to pick.
I wanna do Italian, because Nico di Angelo speaks Italian, but I also wanna learn Latin because that's a form of Greek
but I also wanna learn Swedish because I'm part Swedish and have viking ancestry which means I can go to Valhalla if I die the right way
(that sounded dark spoo)
(I SPELLED OOPS BACKWARDS WHAT?? HOW DID I DO THAT)
sooooooooooooooooooooooo, (I seem to be saying that a lot spoo)
I DID IT AGAIN WHAT THE CASTIEL??
I'M NOT EVEN MAKING A MENTAL DESCISION MY BRAIN IS JUST COMMANDING MY FINGERS TO SAY 'SPOO' INSTEAD OF 'OOPS'
WHAT THE HELHIEM!?
heh heh, the ultimate oop.
other than falling off the floor. That is also a pretty big oop.
So this chapter is dedicated to @Arshakitty because of her awesome rant book w the adorabell coffee cup cover.
why the Hades am I spelling things so wrong but not correcting them because they look so right.
Adorabell is a cool word imma add it to my personal dictionary.
*dictionary slaps me*
Me: OW!
Dictionary: YOU HAVE TOO MANY STUPID WORDS *slippity slap slap*
Me: OWIE OW OW OW SHTAPIT
Dictionary: NO
Me: NOW!
Dictionary: *sulks* fine!!
On another note, I went to Sixflags and didn't prove it because I forgot my effing phone but oh well I still got to see the cool shows and go on a bunch of rides.
There was this one actor at some of the shows that I really liked, not because he was cute (but he was tho) but because he seemed to be enjoying himself the most and to be putting the most effort into his performance. He would jump higher than the others, sing louder, and dance oh so very hard.
So I was at the last show of the night and he was singing One Direction's 'You Don't Know You're Beautiful' with a few other, more boring actors, and I sweAR HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME THE WHOLE TIME
HE EVEN SMILED A SMILE AND I WAS BLUSHING SO DAM HARD
I AM SOOOOO GLAD NONE OF MY FRIENDS WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO MY FACE THEY WERE ALL SWOONING OVER SOME OTHER AND NOTICEABLY HOTTER GUY IN THE BACK ROW
BUT
OH MY APOLLO
THERE WAS NOBODY IN FRONT OF ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE SITTING ABOUT FIVE FEET AWAY FROM ME AND
I WASN'T SITTING DEAD CENTER I WAS SITTING ABOUT FOUR FEET LEFT OF THE CENTER AND
I SWEAR HIS EYES DIDN'T MOVE FROM ME THE ENTIRE TIME
So he either wants to kill me or we both have a crush that we will never see again.
I can still hear him singing, and that adorable smile on his face . . .
Sorry, what was I saying?
Some of you who might've known me a while ago know I was dating a boy named Chance but that didn't work out because he was just there for my butt and I have officially broken up with him and severed our friendship.
His demisexual best friend is still my friend tho. Justin is nice, even tho he can't talk. He reminds me of early Raj from Big Bang Theory, back when he couldn't talk in front of women.
Er, pretty women.
Meaning most females in the world.
Imma just scooch awee, . . .
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OKAY WTF WAS THAT.
I just wanted to poof!
So I'll just ignore everything up there ^
and just . . .
*poof!*