Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

DA NEXT ONE IS DA LAST ONE

Here are a few more random thoughts before the grand finale.

Every time I check my pockets for my keys, phone, and wallet, I do 25% of that Macarena.

Paperclips are just staples with less commitment.

If humans could fly we'd consider it exercise and never do it.

Every choice you've made in your life, every point and decision, has led to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence.

If I were a serial killer, I'd call myself 'the suspense' so the suspense would be literally killing people.

When you drink alcohol you're just taking happiness from tomorrow.

Every day someone unknowingly does the biggest poo of the day.

If two people on opposite sides of the earth each drop a slice of bread, the earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

Since most people are buried wearing suits and stuff, a zombie apocalypse would be very formal.

I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, considered killing me, and then gone 'nah.'

Okay then. Let's get ready. Part 199 is coming to a conclusion.
*poof!*