Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}
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    Hi! *smiles awkwardly* This is a book that delves deep into the mind of me, Blaise Croft. I will be doing stuff that I like to do when I'm bored and I'll tell you stuff and things. (As you can see I am terrible at adjectives) This is kinda like a bl...

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    WHY THO

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    Hello there *smiles awkwardly*
    So so so so so so so so so sorry about not updating for a million years and suuupppeeerrr sorry that I spammed like, a thousand chapters and will probably continue to spam after this chapter but
    I HAVE AN EXPLANATION
    MY 
    PARENTS
    ARE
    THE
    WORST.
    
                          
    And my dad changed the parental controls password booo now I can't hack it and use WiFi 😡
    I guess I can do some Slytherining, but I'm confused about my Houseuality.
    I just made that word up lol
    Lemme explain.
    I went on Pottermore and made 4 accounts because idk I wanted to. I took the test on my main account and got Slytherin and was psyched. THEN, a month later, I took the test on another account and got Gryffindor????? I was like "m'kay I still say I'm Slytherin tho"
    But a month later I took the test again and got HUFFLEPUFF???
    WHA???
    BUT IT GETS WEIRDER BECAUSE THIS MONTH I TOOK THE TEST AND GOT RAVENCLAW
    LIKE
    WHAT??
    AM I REALLY A SLYHTERHUFFLRAVENDORE????
    WHAAAAAAATTT????
    I'll have to take it again next month and see what I get there. I got Horned Serpent for Ilvermony all 4 times, btw.
    And this month I also took the Patronus test.
    A P P A R E N T L Y
    My patronus is a buzzard.
    What does that mean?
    What is a buzzard?
    I need to google that. Idk what a buzzard is but I know its a bird. I wanna know what it looks like when it's NOT a patronus.
    But aaannyways. . .
    How many of you got a buzzard? #BuzzardPatronusPride
    I still kinda wish I got a feline of some sort, but eh . . . its a bird at least . . .
    OH MY GODS I JUST GOOGLED A BUZZARD AND I GOT PORN IMAGES MY POOR INNOCENCE WHYYY
    DO NOT GOOGLE 'British Buzzard Images' EVERRR
    SEE YA I NEED TO GO GORGE MY EYES OUT BYE
    *poofles!*
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