*Swivels around in desk chair*
*Goes too far*
*Puts foot down*
"Aw, fuck, hold on..."
*Slowly drags chair back*
*Sigh*
Alright, I do not own Rick and Morty, nor do I own any characters, plots, episodes, quotes, or kalaxian crystals. One of those is a lie. And it's totally the last one.
If I did own them, the episodes would center around completely different ideas. Like... ships 100%.
Enjoy, my little sinners, and lemme know whatchu like.
ALSO
Yea, it's an x reader, but the only thing you really control is the name. I don't like the whole "Oh, he cooked (Your Favorite Food)." *GASP* "How'd you know (Your Favorite Food) was my favorite food?!"
I just don't like it, y'know?
I mean no offense with any jokes, quotes, phrases, actions, etc. in this story. Please do not yell at me if you find something offensive. Simply bring it up and I'll try to see what can be done to solve the issue.
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Fanfiction*I do not own the cover* (Ram Rick Serum by jameson9101322) Rick x 21y/o (Highly Feminine) Male Reader (YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE MALE TO ENJOY THIS. TRUST ME EVERYBODY SHOULD READ IT I'M KIND OF PROUD OF THIS ONE. EVEN FEMALES CAN READ THIS BUT THE SEX...
