One Shots

roast | kashdoll and 600breezy

I sat in the studio and watched my best friend record his new single, Lou Rawls. His side hoe was sitting out here with me. She kept taking Snapchat videos of him. Like bitch, you know your position. Everyone does. You're a side bitch. Act like it.

"Why you always dress like that?" She looked me up and down and scrunched her face. "You look dumb broke."

"And bitch you look dumb stupid for posting a nigga who's not posting you!" I rolled my eyes and went through my phone. My outfit was poppin. This bitch was geeked.

"Forreal, what the hell is Thrasher?" I looked down at her then popped my lips. This bitch was stupid. My shirt had Thrasher written across the middle in yellow letters and under it, it said 'skateboard magazine'

"Breezo was right. The only thing to stupid ass can do is give head." I shook my head.

"And yo stupid ass ugly as hell. The fuck is these?" She pointed to my yellow Vans. "Off brand Ian Connors?"

"Bitch!" I laughed and lifted the tongue of the shoe up. "He bit off of Vans design on god. The shoe is the exact same except the little thunderbolt on the side and his name is on it. Fuck I look like payin $500 for a shoe I can get for $50?"

"You'd look like a rich bitch. But obviously you're far from that." She looked me up and down. I think I look good. Scratch that. I know I look good. My pink Thrasher shirt, light ripped jeans, with my yellow Vans. Plus I had on a few chains and my pinkie ring. I had at least $3000 on my body. That bitch probably had $30 on her to say the least. That Rue21 ass dress and them Charlotte Russe ass sandals. I'm not even gonna get started on them Justice earrings.

"Girl whatever. At least my hair not stiff." I shook my head, my hair moving. She flipped her hair but it stayed where it was. Stiff weave ass. Her weave got a mind of its own.

"Wassammm." Breezo dapped me up. I smiled at him then he looked at his girl. "What you doin here?"

I laughed out loud. His blunt ass!

"I wanted to support you, you my nigga. The fuck." She pouted. He laughed and put his hand to her face.

"Mane get yo ass our." She grabbed her purse and walked out the studio. I laughed so hard tears were coming down my face.

"You tryna smoke?"