Vylad- I need a man
Dante- *bursts through the door* Hey hot stuff, you said you needed a man. So here I am~!
Vylad- ...
Vylad- GeT ThE fUcK oUt My hOuSe-
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Dante- I hate Pokèmon Go
Vylad- *wearing a squirtle onesie with chest showing*
Dante- NEVERMI-
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Crusty Person- *picking on Vylad*
Vylad- *Crying*
Dante- *pops out infront of them*
Dante- You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up-
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Vylante- *walking by*
Person- *cats calls Vylad*
Vylante- *stop*
Dante- *twirls Vylad and lifts him up, spinning him around*
Vylad- *foot slaps person in the face*
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Vylad- *eating cereal*
Dante- *through phone (skype)* Hey Vylad?
Vylad - hm?
Dante- what would you do if I was there?
Vylad- I'd eat my cereal
Dante- What if you didn't have cereal?
Vylad- ...I'd go get cereal
Dante- What if-
Vylad- LET ME EAT MY GOD DAMN CEREAL IN PEACE-
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Dante- Stop hugging? HA! I'll hug who ever I want! *hugs Vylad*
Zane- *ahem*
Dante- *looks over there*
Zane- *Has a creepy smile on his face*
Zane- *grabs chancla*
Zane- IMA BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU-
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Vylad- *talking to friend*
Vylad- I probably might try out hockey
Friend- Nice!
Dante- You can take my hockey stick for a ride~
Aphmau- *chokes on air*
Vylad- Oh, thanks Dante
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Vylad
Looks like a cinamon roll
Is actually a cinamon roll
Zane
Looks like he can kill you
Can actually kill you
Garroth
Looks like he can kill you
Is actually a cinamon roll
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