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Travis- What would you do if I were able to get you into my bed~?

Zane- Is it comfortable?

Travis- Yes~

Zane- I'd sleep
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Worker- Welcome to BurgerKing, how can I help you?

Zane- Hi uh, can I get an order of depression pills with a sprinkle of anxiety, some blades, oh! And some xanax please?

Worker- ........Would you like that for here or to go?-
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Laurence- Hey babe?

Garroth- Yeah?

Laurence-.....do you know de wae?-

Garroth- We're breaking up-
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Vylad- Hi, Im Dante and my pull out games weak, HUHHHHH

Everyone- OHHH-

Dante-....Like how dare you
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(.....I don't know what this next one is..)

Dante- Go change your shirt

Travis- B R U H

Travis- First of all I look good in this shirt

Travis- And second of all I look good in this shirt

Travis- And third of all I look good in this shirt

Travis- So tell me I don't look look-
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Aaron- I love watching the waves

Ein- Im in love with you Aaron

Both- *stare at each other*

Aaron- *tries running*

Ein- *grabs him*

Aaron- *screams*
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(I choked on a fruit loop-)

Vylad- There's a monster under my bed

Zianna- What are you talking about there's no monster-

Dante- Long dick style

Zianna- Okay we're moving

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