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Aphmau- Everyone say sausage keep it going eggs, bacon, grits!

Everyone- sausage!

Nicole- Im a skinny bitch but I still take sausage!

Garroth- Got a fat ass and I still take sausage!

Kawaii~Chan- Got a flat ass but I still take sausage!

Katelyn- Wake up in the morning and I eat the sausage

Lucinda- Im a red head but I still take the sausage!

Laurance- Im a gay boy and I still take sausage!

Daniel- White boy white boy take your mans sausage!

Aphmau- *weird noises* sausgage!

Zane- Im white but Im thick and I still get sausage!

Emmalyn- I read books and they all go

Everyone- Saus saus sauas sau sau sausage!

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Vylad- Can't help feeling..we could have had it a-!

Garroth and Laurence- AHHHHHHHHH!

Vylad- *eye twitch*

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Garroth- Hey I bet I can hit this note

Zane- No no no, please don't

Garroth- AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Aphmau- Mom, mom *tapping her shoulder*

Sylvanna- Yes?

Aphmau- I have a boyfriend

Sylvanna- WHAT?!

Aphmau- Oh shi!-

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Zane- *sighs* I have no friends...

Aphmau- *dramatuc cough* Bitch what am I, a roach?

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