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SMASH!!!

"AMY!! Stop firing oranges at the deadbeats with my pyjamas!!!" Vivi walked away from the sink, leaving the dirty plates that she could deal with later. "WHAT THE?!" The washing machine that sat in the wash room was overflowing with bubbles and half the room was flooded.

Vivi groaned at all the floating items, that once laid scattered over her daughters bedroom floor. "Amy!! WHEN I SAID CLEAN YOUR ROOM I DIDN'T MEAN PUT EVERYTHING IN THE WASHING MACHINE!!!"

She groaned and made her way to the stairs, bubbles and muddy footprints staining the carpet. "Can't get a minute of peace in this place." She got to the top and furrowed her brows at the sight of destruction she saw. "GRRR!!!!-.....wait a minute."

A purple bubbling liquid was slipping out from under the bathroom door, she raised a brow and opened it slightly at an angle. "WHAT?!" She slammed the door open "WHY IS THEIR SODA IN THE BATH TUB?!" The tub was overflowing with purple soda, large plastic bottles floating around also.

Mystery, popped his head out from under the soda and whined. "Don't tell me, Amy?" Mystery gave a single sharp nod before jumping out of the bathtub and walking rather grumpily down the hallway. "AGH!!!"

She turned her head down the hallway, a rather distressed Arthur had a bucket stuck to his head as he tried desperately hard to pry it of his yellow hair. Vivi sighed and ran over to him "Hold on Artie!!!"

She grabbed the bucket and had to pull it at least 7 times before the thing came off. As it did it revealed an assortment of different coloured cereal hoops in his hair, that was also drenched and dripping with milk "Why was their a bucket of cereal and milk balancing on the door?!"

Vivi handed Arthur the bucket "Sorry Arthur, but I got-" "AHH!!!!"

CRASH!!!

"URGH!! WHAT NOW?!" Vivi and Arthur ran to the stairs, sprawled out across the floor below was Vivis husband, his deadbeats circling his head. "Owww......" "Oh god!! You alright Lewis?!" Arthur ran down to his bud and helped him to his feet "How did you trip?"

Lewis held a hand to his floating head and pointed to a small fire themed skateboard on the floor. "That."

".....AMY!!!!!" Vivi made her way to her daughters room, the door had been abused with, as Amy called it, 'cool' stickers and drawings. "How did you get dirt and water in the hous-" she looked up at the ash footprints on the ceiling "..I'm not even gonna ask."

She opened he door to her daughters room "Amy!!!" She turned her head back and fourth, the assortment of different shoes and toys decorating the floor only made her anger rise. "AMY-"

She had only just noticed how the window was open, she gasped "Oh no, LEWIS!! Get the net!! She escaped again!!!"

"I'm here!!" A small little voice stopped her from bolting out of the room. She looked down at her daughter. Her pink hair was messy and stuck out at funny angles, her left side of her skull had a large patch of dirt on it and her top was dusted with ash in the centre and the odd smell of cereal lingered around her.

Vivi sighed and patted her head "If you weren't so cute I wouldn't have rented you to a circus!!!" She picked up her daughter, "What's a circus?" "It's like our house but people pay to see it...."

~later~

The three friends and their dog were hoping to have a peaceful dinner, sadly, tonight was the night in which their daughter decided that she was going to play

Fish finger warriors and mash potatoe bomb

The game was simple. And messy. Amy would pick up a fish finger snd repeatedly smash it into her mash potato, half of which had caked her clothing and face. It had gotten so bad that the three of them, Mystery also, had to leave the room, and it was awkward enough with all of them coming up with separate excuse.