Unprofessional

30

It's been two weeks and Maria and Theo will be back tomorrow morning.

Derek's been staying with Caleb and I a lot.

He actually had a couple of his guys come down here just in case Kyle was going to try anything.

No one discovered Jake's body until a week later. Guess no one cared that much.

I'm waiting for Caleb to come home. Derek's out and about with his guys.

(Ring Ring)

"Hey baby."

"Hey Caleb. Where are you?"

"I'm at the store. I called to see if we needed anything."

"Um milk, chips, tampons, eggs, soda."

"Wait what was that third thing you said?"

"Tampons?"

"Um I've never had to buy those before."

I start laughing.

"Ok well I need Playtex gentle glide regular and make sure they're unscented."

"I'll try my best."

"Thank you baby. I'll see you soon."

We hang up.

"Hey little sis."

"Oh hey Derek. Just in time for dinner."

"Awesome. Where's my bro?"

"Oh he stopped at the store. I told him I needed tampons and he kinda freaked."

Derek's starts laughing.

"What?"

"Caleb had to do that for our mom a couple times."

"He said he's never had to buy them before besides he's a doctor he shouldn't be to weird about it. Have you ever bought tampons for a girl before?"

"That's actually pretty funny. And yeah I have a couple times."

"Come eat you weirdo."

Few minutes later Caleb came home.

"Hey baby good news."

"What's that my love?"

"I got a new receptionist!"

"Oh really?"

"Don't worry. Her name is Jill and she's like 60 so we're good. She actually talks to the patients and does her work."

"Good about time they got rid of Liz. Dumb cunt. Did you get my stuff."

"I hope I got the right ones."

I open the bag and pull out the box.

"Yes they are baby thank you. You get a cookie."

"Oh you made cookies!"

"No they're Oreos."

I laugh.

"Ok I'm going to change. I'll be back out in a minute."

He takes the box from me and goes to the bedroom. Few minutes later he joins Derek and I on the couch.

The next morning I woke up pretty early. So i decided to make everyone breakfast.

"Morning baby."

"Oh morning Caleb. I'm almost done."

"I smell bacon."