Unprofessional

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 I wake up the next morning laying on Caleb's chest. I go to move but I feel his seem tighten around me.

"Let me go."

"Nope."

"Caleb."

"Not gonna."

"I'll pee on you."

"I'm into trying new things."

"Oh my god."

He starts laughing and he releases his grip.

I get up and go to the bathroom. I come back into the room and jump on the bed.

"Get up!"

"Nope."

"I'm gonna tickle you."

"I'm not ticklish."

"Oh yeah."

I start trying to tickle him but nothing not even the slightest smile.

"Fine." Then I push on his bladder.

"Oh fuck. That's not right."

Caleb gets out of bed.

"Ok I'm up! Let me pee then will get ready to go walking around."

"Yay!"

I look through my clothes and find something warm enough to wear.

"Don't wear anything too heavy."

I find a pair of jeans and one of his hoodies.

"Clothes thief."

"Hey you started it by letting me wear your clothes on our first date."

"Yeah that's true. Now almost a year later we're married and I have no claim on any of my clothes."

"Well I'm not gonna wear your undies."

"Can I wear yours?"

We both started laughing

"Ok I'll have the driver drop us off at a cafe where we can have breakfast. Then after that will go exploring. How's that sound?"