Unprofessional

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395 days.

It's been 395 days since Caleb and I got married.

I've always heard most marriages don't last a year. Especially if they get married to soon in there relationship.

Well I'm happy to say despite what people say Caleb and I still act like we're newlyweds.

People always ask how long we've been married. When we tell them they act surprised and I like that. We've been married over a year and are ridiculously happy.

I'm making breakfast waiting for him to get out of his shower.

"Morning sis."

"Oh hey Derek."

"Whatcha making?"

"Waffles. Why are you hungry?"

"When is he not?"

"Ah there's my husband. Morning baby."

"Morning wife."

"When are you two gonna stop acting all lovey dovey?"

"We're making Derek jealous again."

I laugh.

"Hey I can get laid any time I want."

"Oh is that why you're in a dry spell?"

"Ok you're lucky I'm hungry or I would have left already."

"Shut up and eat."

After breakfast Derek cleaned up the kitchen for me. I walked into the living room and Caleb was sitting on the couch.

"Come here baby."

I walk over to Caleb and stand in front of him. He reaches up and grabs my hips pulling me on top of him. I'm straddling his waist, I lean in and start kissing his neck.

"Can you two stop for like five minutes?"

We both laugh.

I climb off Caleb and sit next to him.

"Oh shit um baby I left my phone upstairs can you get it for me?"

"Of course."

I watch Caleb go up the stairs.

"Derek come here!"

"What?"

Derek sits next to me. I whisper to him.

"Derek I'm late."

"As in?"

"Yeah that kind of late!"

"Fuck how late are you?"

"A month!"

"Are you serious? Does Caleb know?"

"No! Why do you think I made him go get my phone. That's in my pocket!"

"Do you want me to take you to the doctor?"

"No, no not yet anyways. I'll buy a home test after you two leave."

I look up and see Caleb's feet coming back down.

"Caleb's coming back. Shh!"

"Baby I couldn't find your phone."

"Ok I feel bad after I sent you upstairs apparently I had it in my pocket the whole time. I'm sorry."

"It's ok. Sorry baby but we gotta go."

"Ok my love. I'll see you tonight. Hey guess what?"

"What's that?"

"Your birthday is tomorrow!"

"Oh yeah it is isn't! What are you getting me?"

"You're just gonna have to wait until tomorrow."

I lean in kissing his nose.

"See you tonight baby. I love you."

"Bye boys."

Ok I gotta get my ass in the shower and to the store. I run up to our bedroom, strip and jump into the shower. I get out of the shower and dry myself off. I pull on a pair of jeans and one of Caleb's hoodies.

I go back downstairs grab my car keys and head to the garage. I got into my car and drove to the store.

I decided to get three home tests just in case one comes back weird. Plus it's always good to have backup. While I'm here I might as well grab some other things.

I get back home and put everything  away. I grab a gallon of orange juice and head upstairs. I'm camping out in my bedroom today. Hopefully Caleb is gone long enough for me to do all these.

Later that night the boys brought home pizza!

The three of us were sitting in the living room. I stood up and went into the kitchen. Derek followed me.

"Did you get them done?"

"Yeah I took three of them."

"Well?"

"No!" Why not?"

"Because depending on what they say don't you think Caleb should know before you!"

"Yeah fine."

We go back into the living room.

"Gotcha a beer baby."

"Thank you. My love."

After we watched a movie Caleb and I went upstairs.

"Good night Caleb. You know I love you right."

"Of course I do Jade."

"Ok good because I do."

"I love you too Jade. Are you ok?"

"Kinda but I'll know better tomorrow."

I laid down in bed and Caleb laid behind me putting his arm around me.

The next morning I woke up before Caleb. Derek left while I was making breakfast to give Caleb and I privacy.

I'm standing in front of the skillet making french toast when I felt Caleb's chest against my back. I turn around wrapping my arms around him.

"Happy birthday!"

"Why thank you. Do I get french toast then table sex."

I start laughing. "What no! Well maybe but after breakfast you get your present!"

"Ooh present!"

"You're such a dork. Here's your breakfast."

"Thank you my love."

I grab my plate and sit down with Caleb.

I slide a wrapped box across the table.