problematic ➳ reddie

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December ❀ age 9

"check and fucking mate" richie grimaced in victory. he leaned backwards in his chair, stretching his arms behind his head.

"that's not how it works! you lost, richie" eddie giggled.

"sure eds...however you'd like it" richie nodded.

"this is why I never agree to play board games with you" eddie pouted. "you always make up your own rules"

"aw eds, don't be such a sour face. you like playing board games with me, don't ya"

"it's unfair!" eddie stuck his tongue out.

"guys, shut up already. richie won, end of story" stanley groaned from the other chair in bill's room.

"stan!" eddie exclaimed.

richie smirked.

"ih-I brought cookies" bill's voice echoed from his room door. he was holding a plate full of christmas cookies.

"ah sweet!" richie jumped up and ran to bill.

"was that a pun?" stanley asked.

"what's a pun?" eddie turned his head to stanley, who rolled his eyes. "oh nothing..."

"when did stan become so moody?" eddie asked from bill and richie.

"since he got his period" richie said as he was holding at least five cookies. he sat down next to eddie, on the same chair.

"beep beep" stan sighed.

"what's that?" eddie asked from richie, who sighed eternally.

"are you kidding me, eds? alright...a period is when blood is coming out of-"

"eh-enough, rich!" bill exclaimed.

"-women's-"

"shut up, tozier" stan warned.

"-vagina." richie finished and flashed eddie a smile.

"re! oh gross! I did not need to know that!" he got up and sat on bill's bed, where the one himself was sitting.

"you asked. don't trash the trashmouth" richie lifted his hands up in defense.

The boys were snowed in for today. the snow outside was almost up to their knees and besides that, it was way too cold to be out there. The schools had ended the day before, the annual christmas carol show at 7pm in the school's gym hall.

"oh bill! please do share the steamy talk you had with Marsh before we were let out of school" richie winked at bill who flushed deep scarlet color. "nuh-no stuh-steamy talk, juh-just talk"

"bill doesn't have to tell us about it, okay?" stan spoke up.

"but I wanna hear it" richie frowned.

"ih-it's fine stuh-stan" bill sighed. "ih-i just suh-said muh-merry christmas to her"

"bullshit" richie laughed.