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this is the most boring chapter ever, so I decided to post it today, so we'll get over it. double update once again

may  ❀ age 13 -14

"there's like this church full of jews, right? and stan has to take like this super jewy test" eddie explained as they emerged from the classroom, the final bell ringing, dismissing the kids to summer break.

"but, how's it work?" bill asked, spreading his arms.

"they slice a tip of his dick off" eddie shut his eyes a bit and threw his hands in front of him.

"but then stan will have nothing left" richie smiled, making the other two giggle a bit.

"guys!" stan exclaimed, catching up with his other friends, putting his other hand on bill's shoulder and the other on eddie's.

"hey stan? what happens at the bar mitzvah anyways? ed says they slice the tip of your duh-d-d-duh-d-dick off"

"yeah, and I think the rabbi's gonna pull down your pants, turns to the crowd at says where's the meat?" richie says, bill letting out a chuckle.

"at the bar mitzvah..." stan began explaining, bill looking at him and licking his lips slightly. "i read from the Torah and I make a speech and suddenly...I become a man"

"i can think of funner ways to become a man" richie said bluntly, eddie looking at him and smiling a bit.

"more fun, you mean" stan pointed out as the four of them passed the bullies, henry, victor, belch and patrick.

"think they'll sign my yearbook?" richie asked as eddie caught up with them, looking scared at the bullies who were giving the stinky eye at the four losers.

"dear richie, sorry for taking a hot steamy dumb on your backpack last month. have a great summer" richie said and the four boys turned around the corner, stan bumping onto greta bowie, giving her an annoyed look.

they exited the building, stopping in front of the trash cans and began emptying their bags full of books in there.

"best.feeling.ever." stan stated out.

"yeah? try tickling your pickle for the first time" richie grinned at stan who rolled his eyes.

"hey, what do you guys wanna do tomorrow?" eddie asked, putting his now empty backpack on.

"i'll start my training" richie said and adjusted his glasses.

"what training?" eddie asked.

"street fighter"

"is that what you wanna do all your summer? inside of arcade?" eddie smiled a little.

"beats spending inside of your mother" richie sighed and lifted his hand up for stan to high five it. "ooooh"

"what if we go to the quarry" stan suggested. eddie shrugged his shoulders at stan suggestion, but turned to bill then. "g-guys...t-the buh-buh-barrens..."