problematic ➳ reddie

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May ❀ age 10-11

"alright. huh-here you go" bill smiled a dropped a bunch of blankets and pillows on his floor. richie immediately munched a bunch of them in his embrace.

"hey leave some for me too" eddie squealed and attacked on top of the pile and reached his arms around the pile.

"that's fine, just forget that maybe I'd want a pillow too" stan waved his hand and closed his sleeping bag from the side. bill glanced at his bed and grabbed his other pillow. he handed it to stan "here y-you g-go, stuh-stanny"

stan looked up at bill with a confused look. "don't you want it...?"

"nuh-no, ih-i can suh-sleep one night wuh-without my other p-pillow" bill nodded and sat on the end of stan's sleeping bag. he looked over at richie and eddie, who were fighting over a blanket.

"i get really chilly at night" eddie said.

"yeah? well you already have like three blankets. I have none" richie protested, making eddie give up. "momma said if I get cold at night, i'll catch the flu"

"remember what I said about your mom. yeah, that hasn't expired yet" richie said without giving eddie a glance.

"why are you always fighting about stupid stuff?" stan groaned.

"at least we're joking around. you and bill have been friends for like a year and you two act like strangers" eddie said.

bill looked over his shoulder at stan, who looked away, rolling his eyes a bit.

"alright, chaps. in the sake of a sleepover at Bill's, I should most definitely tell a ghost story...it all started when Staniel Uris was born" richie sighed as he finished putting the blankets and pillows around him.

"that's muh-mean" bill pouted. "stan's nuh-not sss-scary"

"i know a better one. it was about a murderer called stan who fucking sliced richie's throat" stan glared at richie, who flipped him off.

"you two! enough being mean! I hate it so much!" eddie exclaimed. richie looked frowning to his side. "I've accepted stan, he's the one who keeps being sassy. it's like he's on his damn period all the fucking time"

"good thing i can buy tampons from you" stan gave richie an annoyed smile.

"you d-don't have a vuh-vuh-vagin-na" bill giggled lightly looking at stan. the curl haired beauty broke down to a small mess of smirks, shaking his head and looking down.

"maybe he doesn't need a vagina to have periods. his dick is bleeding" richie grinned.

"do guys get periods?" eddie asked terrified, eyes blown big.

"yeah, obviously" richie told eddie.

"nuh-nuh-no we don't, ss-stop lying ruh-rich" bill pointed out. "nobody's duh-dick ih-is buh-bleeding"

"but your cock can bleed if you have like some-"

"can we stop talking about dicks? honestly! especially bleeding cocks. I'd like to sleep tonight" stan almost gagged.