Kidnapped

Fun night.

          The pain lasted about two minutes each time. It was like my brain was being squashed by a giant hippopotamus. Then it was like I was being electrocuted- again. They did it about three times before stopping.
          “Did they finish?” I asked. I looked over painfully at Harry to see his lovely hair shot in the air and full of electricity and I started laughing which caused more pain.
          “What?” Harry asked.
          “Your hair,” I said, smiling.
          “Oh, yeah, have you looked in a mirror?”
          I felt my hair. It was staticy. Very staticy.
          “Yeah you both look fantastic,” Raven said. “And no, they didn’t finish. We are just switching your torture devices because that one was… malfunctioning.”
          “Oh,” I said. “Well, how are they doing?”
          “Um…… Interesting,” He said. “Let’s just say you might not want to kiss Liam for a while.”
          “Wha???” I asked.
          “So what do we have to do now?” Harry asked.
          Raven opened a big silver case. He took out two needles full of liquid and I shivered.
          “Um, I’m going to pass on this,” I said. “Cuz I don’t do well with needles.”
          He shot it in my arm. It hurt a lot.
          I crumpled to the ground.
          When I opened my eyes again, everything was blurry. I barely could make out Raven, Gage, and Harry’s face.  But…. They were oddly sparkly.
          “What the fudge?” I asked.
          “HELLOOOO!” Harry said in a squeaky voice like a chipmunk.
          My head moved back and forth like a metronome and I tried to keep my eyes open. Suddenly, Raven started tap dancing.
          “WHAT???” I said. But my voice sounded like a chipmunk too. “Ahh!”
          Gage started rolling around on the ground, yelling, “WEEEEEE!”
          “Why do we sound like chipmunks?” Raven asked.
          “I HAVE NO IDEA!” Gage said, and they all started cracking up.
          Then the roof came off of the building and I got sucked into a tornado and I was so confused. Suddenly a rainbow appeared and a unicorn came and told me to get on so I did and we rode away.
          “What’s your name?” I asked.
          “STEVE,” He replied in a deep voice.
          “Is this real life?” I asked.
          “Nope,” He replied.
          “Okay,” I said. Then he bucked me off and I went flying through the sky and landed on a soft cloud and fell asleep.
          When my eyes opened again I saw Raven and Gage standing above me. Harry groaned next to me and rubbed his eyes. I felt pain through my whole body and sat up. “What just happened there….”
          “You guys both passed out,” Raven said. His voice was not chipmunky anymore and I didn’t like it.
          “Where’s Steve?” I asked.
          Harry looked very confused. “Why…… there was a dolphin….”
          “Yeah, you were both hallucinating,” Gage told us. “It might have seemed fun, but now is the painful part.”
          “That’s fantastic,” I said, sighing and laying on the cold ground, still full of pain. “I’m going to take a nap now.”
 
 
           
         
 
 
Forty five minutes later Liam was covered in mud, poop, flowers, pink paint, and woodchips. I was covered in mud, woodchips….and yeah, that’s it. He took most of the fall.
          It had begun to pour about forty minutes ago, which meant that we had about twenty minutes left. Liam looked ready to pass out and I felt the same way. “What…now..?” he gasped.
          “Now it looks like we have to…oh, God. Nooooo.”
          “What IS that?” Liam asked.
          In front of us was a huge tub thing that was about the size of a football field. There was some red, gooey liquid inside.
          “Do we have to…swim in this?” I asked.
          “Is that blood?” Liam asked.
          “It better not be.”
          “Oh, it is,” Jean’s happy voice said over the intercom. “It’s the lion’s blood that ya’ll killed. So hah. Oh, and some hippo blood too. We didn’t have enough.”
          I took a deep breath. “Don’t let any of it get in your mouth,” Liam told me. “It could get you really sick.”
          “Okay, I’ll try.” I jumped into the blood. I don’t know if you’ve ever been in a pool of blood, but it is DISGUSTING. It feels really warm and sticky and…ugh.
          Liam swam a lot faster than me so he got ahead quickly. I swam pretty fast too, but it still took me like fifteen minutes to get to the other side. I didn’t go under the pool of blood once.
          Liam helped me get out, since he already was. I wanted to puke.
          I could see a FINISH LINE a little bit ahead. Liam and I began to sprint, and the minute that we crossed it a whistle blew. Marisa and Harry were dragged outside. I began to laugh. Harry’s hair was…oh….and Marisa was…ohhh.
          “What is on youuu?” Marisa asked, stepping closer to Liam, but careful not to touch him.
          “Um, let’s see…mud, crap, yes, poop crap, pink paint, woodchips, flower, oh and all that red stuff? Blood.”
          “Oh,” Marisa said. “Well then I’ll kiss you once you take a shower.”
          Harry walked over to me. “Are you covered in crap?”
          “Nope, I climbed the rope without falling in, unlike Liam.”
          Harry started to pull me to him but I grinned, “I am, however, covered in Lion blood.” Harry pulled away.
          “Yeah, I’ll kiss you after you shower too.”
          “What happened to you guys?” Liam asked.
          “Well first I got electrocuted in the brain and then I met a Steve and then I fell asleep on a cloud and then…a lot of pain.”
          “Yeah and I met a dolphin named Jimmy but he had a girlfriend which surprisingly looked a lot like Rhianna and…yeah,” Harry said.
          Liam and I began to laugh. “I need to shower,” Marisa groaned.
          I hit her. “What was that for?” Marisa asked.
          “YOU need to shower?” I said.
          “Have you SEEN my hair?” She said.
          “Have you seen my CRAP?” Liam asked.
          “Have you seen my BLOOD?” I said.
          “Have you seen MY hair?” Harry said, and we all began to laugh.
          I touched it, “It’s lovely.”
          “Okay, guys, go sleep or whatever the hell you want. Oh, and we need to talk to you all…privately.”
          “What for?” Marisa asked.
          “For we have some questions. We need to know how to kill you. So, bye go shower!”
          As we walked back we decided that Liam would shower first, then me, then Marisa and then Harry. And then we would sleep. Liam got the bed, I got the corner, Marisa got the wall and Harry got the rest of the floor.
        Fun night.