𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 • 𝒋𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝒋𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒌𝒐𝒐𝒌

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-First of all, I am super sorry for the lack of updates. I've been extremely busy with homework and rehearsals. From now on whenever I can't make a full-on chapter for the story, I will just make little scenarios for you guys. Thanks for putting up with me ❤

By the way, these are texting scenarios.

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Jungkook: Hey!
Yoongi: What?
Jungkook: Which one of you took the box in my room?
Hoseok: What box?
Jungkook: There was a little blue box in my drawer and now it's gone.
Jin: Well if you clean that nasty ass room of yours maybe you'll find it.
Jiyoon: Are you talking about this box?
Taehyung: She's a thief!
Jungkook: Where'd you get this?!
Jiyoon: Chill, it was under my pillow..
Jungkook: Did you see what's inside?
Jiyoon: No..I wanted to though

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Jiyoon: Hey! Why didn't you come pick me up?!
Taehyung: Because I don't know how to drive?
Jiyoon: You could have told Jin to come get me
Taehyung: Why didn't you do that then?
Jiyoon: Because I don't have his number
Taehyung: And you didn't ask me for it because?
Jiyoon: Don't even start with me..

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Hoseok: Hyung!
Yoongi: Hm?
Hoseok: Lend me 60,000 won, I'll pay you-
Yoongi: No you won't. Why do you need that much anyways?
Hoseok: I forgot to buy Jin's present..

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Taehyung: What's the difference between you and I?
Jiyoon: I have breasts and you don't?
Taehyung: But it's flat there? I don't even see a lump.
Jiyoon: ( ಥ ͜ʖಥ )
Taehyung: ...
Jiyoon: Our sibling contract has ended, I no longer know who you are.

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Jimin: Taehyung!
Taehyung: Jimin!
Jimin: Did you take something of mine?
Taehyung: Like what, Hyung?
Jimin: You know what I'm talking about!
Taehyung: Nope, it probably slipped my mind?
Jimin: Taehyung, just give me the stupid thing!
Taehyung: If it's stupid why can't you just say it aloud?
Jimin: Tae-
Yoongi: TAEHYUNG! GIVE JIMIN THE DAMN STEP STOOL! I NEED MY HOT CHEETOS FOR FUCK SAKES!

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Jiyoon: Hush hush hush!
Jungkook: Wha-
Jiyoon: Blush blush blush!
Jiyoon: YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!
Jungkook: Crus-
Jiyoon: I'm single as be. You're single, perfect for me
Jungkook: ...
Jiyoon: I'm gonna give you a bunch of reason why you should date me!
Jiyoon: Reason number 1, I'm super HoT!
Jiyoon: Reason number 2, She's super nOt!
Jungkook: That's Yoong-
Jiyoon: Reason number 3, I'm all you got and all you got is someone hot!
Jungkook: ..
Jiyoon: Boy check my resume, you want a background check OK!
Jiyoon: First name 'Hot' and Last name 'Bitch'
Jungkook: ...
Jiyoon: Wanna get away, now that's a sitch..
Jiyoon: Think I'm trash, oh no I'm class! And I got a big fat ass!
Jiyoon: And all I gotta say is...PLEASE DATE ME!
Jiyoon: Because I'm SIN-GLE, S-I-N-G-L-E, LOVE ME!
Jiyoon: And hug me, and touch me, and well-

Hoseok: FUCK ME!