Lisa: My mom might've raised an emotionally and socially awkward child with self-esteem issues, but SHE DIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTER!
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Katherine: (To Dani)Did you do something stupid?
Lauren and Dani: I think we all know the answer to that.
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Amy: [On the phone]Hey, Dan, what's up?
Dani: I'm sitting in a pool of blood.
Amy: Is it... your blood?
Dani: Yeah, I think so.
Amy: [Panicking] Do you know where it's coming from?!
Dani: Probably the stab wound.
Amy: [Hysterically] YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!
Dani: Oh, yeah, definitely.
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Fan: what's it like being Lauren's sister?
Christina: One time, I asked her for a glass of water while she was mad at me. She brought me a glass of ice and said 'Wait.'
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Dani: Can we go get ice cream?
Lisa: Did you ask Christina?
Dani: She said no.
Lisa: Then why are you asking me?
Dani: Because she's not the boss of you.
Lisa: [Internally] it's a trap.
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Cimorelli incorrect quotes
HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.
