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Lisa: Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings.

Dani: How and where can I return myself?

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Lauren: I'm quick at math

Katherine: Okay, what's 43 x 98?

Lauren: 74.

Katherine: That wasn't even close.

Lauren: But it was quick.

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Dani: Chillax!!

Christina: That's not a word!!

Dani: Often, the ones who deny 'Chillax' are the ones who need to Chillax the most.

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[House phone rings]

Lauren: Cimorelli residence, cute one speaking.

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Amy: How are you feeling?

Christina: I've got this headache that comes and goes.

Dani: [Enters the room] Hey guys.

Christina: It's back again.

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