Lisa: (On the Phone) Hey, Chris, do you have $2,500?
Christina: What do you need $2,500 for?
Lisa: An escape room.
Christina: What escape room costs that much?
Lisa: ...Jail.
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Lauren: (Slides a photo across the table to an assassin) I want you to shoot this person in the leg.
Assassin: ...This is a picture of you...?
Lauren: Katherine wants me to learn a tiktok dance with her.
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Dani: *Looking out the window pensively*
Amy: She looks so thoughtful I wonder what she's thinking about.
Dani:(Internally) Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?
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Amy: We're a great team because we're so different.
Katherine: True, because I'm always right and you're always wrong.
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Lisa: I don't have time for this.
Christina: For what?
Lisa: Points at Cimorelli
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Cimorelli incorrect quotes
HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.
