Katherine: How would you describe your life?
Lisa: It's like when you try to make an omelette and mess it up and end up with scrambled eggs, but it's okay cuz those are good, too I guess.
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Dani: You're not my friend, Lauren!
Lauren: What?
Dani: You're my sister, and no matter how mean you are, I'll always love you.
Lauren: [tears up and hugs Dani]
Christina: We're all still here, you know.
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Katherine: We need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?
Dani: We don't.
Amy: Yeah, We usually just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
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Lisa: Dani, do you love me?
Dani: Of course, Lise!
Lisa: Even if I did something bad?
Dani: Yes-
Lisa: Even if I did something really really-
Dani: What did you do?
Lisa: ... I ate all of the doritos...
Dani:
Lisa: And the cheetos.
Dani: ...
Dani: I can't even look at you right now.
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Amy: I have a plan!
Lauren: Alright, count me out.
Amy: You haven't even heard the plan yet!
Lauren: See how I've learned?
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HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.