Dani: Once I'm off this diet, I'm gonna eat 3 family size bags of Cheetos all by myself in one sitting.
Christina: You can't do that, that's impossible.
Dani: I'm not a big believer in 'impossible'. God? yes. Unicorns? maybe. But Impossible? No.
Christina: Start hunting unicorns, your chances are better.
Dani: You don't hunt Unicorns, what's the matter with you?!
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Lisa: Katherine, answer the question!
Katherine: No! I don't want to.
Amy: Come on! Between Me, Lauren, and Lisa, if you had to -IF YOU HAD TO- Who would you punch in the face?
Katherine: I'm not answering this question! You're all my sisters, and I love all of you.
Lauren:
Lauren: It's Lisa isn't it?
Katherine: ... Yeah, but I don't know why!
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Christina: What are you guys arguing about this time?
Amy: She's using common phrases incorrectly!
Lisa: Cry me a table, Amy!
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Amy: Is Dani always like this when she loses?
Lauren: Oh yeah, You should've been here for The Great Jenga Tantrum of 2013.
Dani: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
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Lisa: I made Tea.
Katherine: I don't want any Tea.
Lisa: I didn't make this for you. This is my Tea.
Katherine: Then why are you telling me?
Lisa: It's a conversation starter.
Katherine: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Lisa: Oh is it? What are we doing right now? Conversing. Checkmate.
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Cimorelli incorrect quotes
HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.