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Katherine: [Walks into living room and sees cats and dogs everywhere]

Katherine: Lisa...?

Lisa: Oh, hey Kath! Good morning. I adopted 32 cats and dogs. Do you want pancakes or Waffles?

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Dani: I just feel worthless.

Lauren: If it makes you feel any better, your organs are actually very expensive on the black market.

Dani: ...Thanks.

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[Amy sees a bee on Christina's shoulder]

Amy: Uh Oh...

Amy: [Rolls up a newspaper]

Amy: Chris, hold still...

Amy: [Uses Newspaper as a megaphone]

Amy: THERE'S A BEE ON YOUR SHOULDER

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Chrsitina: Now, Lisa, be Charming but not too charming.

Lisa: That's like asking Superman not to be Super.

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Lauren: [Sits alone in a room, looking sad]

Lisa: [Enters Room]

Lisa: [Wraps Lauren in a blanket, feeds her chocolate, hugs her and holds tight]

Lisa: tell me who hurt you and I'll punch them.   

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