Katherine: [Walks into living room and sees cats and dogs everywhere]
Katherine: Lisa...?
Lisa: Oh, hey Kath! Good morning. I adopted 32 cats and dogs. Do you want pancakes or Waffles?
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Dani: I just feel worthless.
Lauren: If it makes you feel any better, your organs are actually very expensive on the black market.
Dani: ...Thanks.
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[Amy sees a bee on Christina's shoulder]
Amy: Uh Oh...
Amy: [Rolls up a newspaper]
Amy: Chris, hold still...
Amy: [Uses Newspaper as a megaphone]
Amy: THERE'S A BEE ON YOUR SHOULDER
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Chrsitina: Now, Lisa, be Charming but not too charming.
Lisa: That's like asking Superman not to be Super.
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Lauren: [Sits alone in a room, looking sad]
Lisa: [Enters Room]
Lisa: [Wraps Lauren in a blanket, feeds her chocolate, hugs her and holds tight]
Lisa: tell me who hurt you and I'll punch them.
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Cimorelli incorrect quotes
HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.
