Amy: You know, Dani, you've been a lot more empathetic lately. Why is that?
Dani: Because I've written down the phrases "that's too bad", "I hear you" and "I know how you feel" on this little piece of paper and I randomly say one of them every time you pause.
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Lisa: [Deadpan] You're giving me a sticker.
Christina: Not just any sticker. That's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"!
Lisa: I'm not a pre-schooler.
Christina: Fine, I'll take it back.
Lisa: Hey, I earned this. Back off!
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Lauren: [Looking at Lisa's jacket] What's that?? It's hideous!!
Katherine: Well that's not very nice. It's just Lisa.
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Katherine: You never do anything in this house!
Lisa: That's not true!
Katherine: You had a three hour nap on Sunday.
Lisa: I was tired!
Katherine: From what? You're two hour nap on Saturday?
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Dani: What happens when you die?
Lauren: You go to heaven.
Dani: No, like...
Dani: Do I get your stuff?
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Cimorelli incorrect quotes
HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.