Lisa: Face masks make me ten times prettier.
Dani: Ten times zero is still zero.
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Christina: Unbelievable. Something you planned actually worked. If this happens a thousand more times, I may have to rethink my whole perception of you.
Lauren: I love it when you almost respect me.
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Amy: ... Care to explain why we have 6 golden retrievers in our house?
Lisa: They're Golden Retrievers, Amy. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Lauren: Why is Dani carrying around a potted plant?
Katherine: She asked too many stupid questions today, so I'm making her carry that around to make up for all of the oxygen she wasted.
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Lisa: I'm the most responsible.
Lauren: You literally just set the kitchen on fire!!
Lisa: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
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HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.