Christina: I know everyone is really upset that Lisa ruined their weekend.
Christina:
Lisa:
Christina:
Lisa: But...?
Christina: No, that's it.
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Christina: Katherine, who is a grown woman, just whispered "Oooh, this is going to be really efficient." before spraying Febreeze directly into a ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
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Dani: Just bring Lauren to me.
Amy: Well, she locked herself in the bathroom.
Dani: Just tell her I said something.
Amy: Like what?
Dani: I don't know, anything factually inaccurate.
*two minutes later*
Lauren: I'm sorry, the sky Is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?? Are you serious????
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Dani: Someone called me pretty today.
Katherine: Aww, really?
Dani: Well, I mean the whole statement was 'You're pretty dumb', but I'm choosing to focus on the positive.
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Police Offiver: What are your names?
Dani: Don't Tell him, Lauren.
Policeman: *Writing down* Lauren.
DanI: Oh crap.
Lauren: Nice going, Dani.
Policeman:
Lauren:
Lauren: Crap.
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Cimorelli incorrect quotes
HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.
