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Katherine: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!!

Lisa: [Narrating] Despite being at a loss for words, Katherine yelled at Lauren and Dani for the next ten minutes.

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[In an ambulance]

Paramedic: Can you describe the snake that bit you? 

Dani: Yes, it was like an angry rope.

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Christina: I hate Capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't need three jobs to have basic necessities.

Christina playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should've tried not being poor.

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Amy: I have an idea.

Lauren: [Turns in fear] Where did you come from?!

Amy: Lauren, I've been walking next to you for the last 3 minutes...

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Dani: [Mumbling in Latin] 

Lauern: For the last time, I'm not a demon, and you can't exorcise me!

Dani: [Crossing off #5 on a list] Worth a shot.

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