Lisa: Lauren, we're not mad, we're just disappointed.
Christina: No, we are mad.
Lisa: Yes, we are. We are livid. But we're going to let this one slide.
Christina: No, We're not!
Lisa: I'm not a mind-reader, Christina!
Lauren: Can I go...?
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Amy: Be my guest. Fall in love with him, get married. Just know this. When I step up to make my toast as your maid of honor-
Lauren: Actually, Dani will probably be my-
Amy: AS YOUR MAID OF HONOR!!
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Katherine: [seeing Dani eating cereal] That looks good. I'll have some of that.
Dani: Sorry. No milk.
Katherine: But I just saw a carton of milk in the fridge yesterday.
Dani: It's empty.
Katherine: Then throw it away.
Dani: Can't. Trashcan's full.
Katherine: So empty the trash.
Dani: I would, but I'm eating cereal.
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Lauren: If you're wondering what it's like being in our family, my sisters once got in a screaming match over the rules of the quiet game.
Lisa: WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO SNEEZE?!?!
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Amy: Okay, this is fixable. We just have to get her to go back into her room.
Lauren: How are we going to get Christina back in her room?
Dani: I know! Orange Soda!
Amy: What?
Dani: If someone poured Orange Soda in my room, I'd be really mad.
Lauren: You spilled Orange Soda in our room again, didn't you? We agreed, you wouldn't take it up there anymore! [Walks away towards their room]
Dani: See, she's really mad and going back to our room.
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HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.