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Lisa: Lauren, we're not mad, we're just disappointed.

Christina: No, we are mad.

Lisa: Yes, we are. We are livid. But we're going to let this one slide.

Christina: No, We're not!

Lisa: I'm not a mind-reader, Christina!

Lauren: Can I go...?

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Amy: Be my guest.  Fall in love with him, get married. Just know this. When I step up to make my toast as your maid of honor-

Lauren: Actually, Dani will probably be my-

Amy: AS YOUR MAID OF HONOR!! 

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Katherine: [seeing Dani eating cereal] That looks good. I'll have some of that.

Dani: Sorry. No milk.

Katherine: But I just saw a carton of milk in the fridge yesterday.

Dani: It's empty.

Katherine: Then throw it away.

Dani: Can't. Trashcan's full.

Katherine: So empty the trash.

Dani: I would, but I'm eating cereal.

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Lauren: If you're wondering what it's like being in our family, my sisters once got in a screaming match over the rules of the quiet game.

Lisa: WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO SNEEZE?!?! 

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Amy: Okay, this is fixable. We just have to get her to go back into her room.

Lauren: How are we going to get Christina back in her room?

Dani: I know! Orange Soda! 

Amy: What?

Dani: If someone poured Orange Soda in my room, I'd be really mad.

Lauren: You spilled Orange Soda in our room again, didn't you? We agreed, you wouldn't take it up there anymore! [Walks away towards their room]

Dani: See, she's really mad and going back to our room.

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