[During Christina's wedding reception]
Dani: [ Walks up to mic]
Dani: [Taps on it]
[Everyone smiles]
Dani: Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please. Thanks!
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Lauren: Studies show that I am cute.
Christina: Sources?
Lauren: Myself.
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Dani: Lauren is going on vacation, so while she's gone I'm going to cut off all of the sleeves on my shirts.
Amy: Why?
Dani: She's pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
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Lisa: What if you kept a horse mask on your face 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human-horse hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you take the mask off?
Amy: ...That's actually kind of a good idea!
Katherine: Stop.
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Lisa: I laugh in the face of danger.
Dani: You cried for 45 minutes and begged Christina not to leave you. Lauren had to go to the store to get you ice cream.
Lisa: That was ages ago.
Katherine: That was last week at Christina's wedding!!
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HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.
