Lisa: I was arrested last night for being too beautiful.
Lauren: and you were released this morning for lack of evidence.
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Dani: Lauren remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa wasn't real?
Dani: Well I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here!
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Christina: You're on thin ice!
Amy: No, I'm standing on the floor.
Katherine: It's an expression.
Amy: It's a carpet.
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Christina: You need a hobby.
Lauren: I have a hobby!
Christina: bullying Lisa is not a hobby.
Lauren: You're right, it's a profession, and I'm amazing at it.
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Katherine: What are your plans for the future?
Amy: Eat lunch.
Katherine: No, I mean long-term.
Amy: Oh, like dinner?
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HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.