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Lisa: I was arrested last night for being too beautiful.

Lauren: and you were released this morning for lack of evidence.

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Dani: Lauren remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa wasn't real?

Dani: Well I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here!

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Christina: You're on thin ice!

Amy: No, I'm standing on the floor.

Katherine: It's an expression.

Amy: It's a carpet.

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Christina: You need a hobby.

Lauren: I have a hobby!

Christina: bullying Lisa is not a hobby.

Lauren: You're right, it's a profession, and I'm amazing at it.

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Katherine: What are your plans for the future?

Amy: Eat lunch.

Katherine: No, I mean long-term.

Amy: Oh, like dinner?


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