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Lisa: Hello, 911? Yes I just stepped on my cat, Charles's, foot and I need to be taken to jail.

911: Miss, we've talked about this before.

Lisa: Please, just take me away.

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Amy: I tried to catch fog yesterday.

Dani: Please, no.

Amy: I mist.

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Christina: L is for the way you look at me

Katherine: O is for the only one I see

Lisa: V is very very extraordinary

Dani: egg.

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Lauren: I never know what to say at funerals.

Katherine: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss." Then move on.

Lauren: [At a funeral] I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

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Christina: I won't be impressed by technology.

Christina: At least not until I can actually download food.  

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