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Dani: [Changes the toilet paper roll once]

Dani: I am literally the backbone of this household.

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Christina: You'll be okay, Marshmallow.

Amy: Do you call me Marshmallow because I'm soft and easily flattened?

Christina: Well yeah... but if it makes you feel any better it's also because you're very white.

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Dani: Close your eyes bro.

Lauren: Alright, bro

Dani: What do you see?

Lauren: Nothing.

Dani: That's my life without you, bro.

Lauren: [Tearing up] Bro...

Dani: Bro

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Christina: Family member of the week gets to pick the movie.

Katherine: You get Family member of the week every week.

Christina: Yeah, and there's a reason for that.

Katherine: Yeah, you choose family member of the week!

Christina: Are you accusing me of Nepotism????

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Lisa: [Hugs Lauren]

Lauren: What was that?

Lisa: A hug! I love you!

Lauren: Disgusting.

Lauren: Do it again. 

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