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Lisa: A word of advice when life knocks you down:

Lisa: Calmy get back up, Smile, and very politely say, "You hit like my grandma."

Amy: ... I've been inspired.

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Katherine: So, what are you doing for Valentines day?

Lauren: Oh, the usual. Dani and I are going to go to the Drugstore and buy all of the Valentine's day cards and watch all of the forgetful husbands panic.

Katherine: Wow... isn't that kind of expensive?

Lauren: Yeah, but we save up all year for it.

Katherine: Wait, really?

Lauren: Yeah, it's tradition.

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Dani: Out of my way, extras!!

Christina: Dani, stop calling people extras just because you don't know them!

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Christina: Why can't I do the wrong thing for once?

Lauren: Because it's not in you. You're a good person.

Christina: You know, I'm practically a saint. A living Saint, and I get absolutely nothing for it.

Lauren: Well, you get a false sense of superiority over everyone else.

Christina: ...Yeah, that is nice.

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Katherine: Lisa, please keep an eye on Dani. She's gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get herself punched.

Lisa: Sure, I'd love to see Dani get punched.

Katherine: Try again.

Lisa: [Sigh] I will stop Dani from getting punched.


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