Tracer: Rewinds the cookie.
Torbuern: Builds armor for the cookie.
Mei: Freezes the cookie.
Winston: Makes genetically modified versions of the cookie that taste like bananas.
Zara: Arm wrestles the cookie.
Reinhart: Befriends the cookie.
Lucio: Makes a song dedicated to the cookie.
Ashe: Let's the cookie join the deadlock gang.
B.O.B: Does something to the cookie.
D.va: Beats the cookie in Super Mario kart.
Brigitte: Protects the cookie with her shield.
Hanzo: Slices the cookie several times and neglects it for ten minutes. He feels guilty and tries to glue it back together but the damage has already been done.
Genji: Meditates with the cookie.
Zenyatta: Tells you that he can't eat the cookie but appreciates the thought and keeps it.
Mercy: Does a check up on the cookie.
Reaper: Puts the cookie on his list. His grocery list.
Soldier:76 :Has the cookie in his sights but doesn't know whether or not to eat it.
Widowmaker: Kills the cookie's husband, making it a widow cookie. Then she eats it.
Sombra: She hacked the cookie.
McCree: He ate it at high noon.
Doomfist: He meteor-striked the cookie and put the remains into some ice cream.
Orisa: Is saving the cookie for Efi.
Bastion: Breaks the cookie into bread-crumb like pieces and feeds it to his bird.
Moria: Turned the cookie into a mutant cookie.
Symettra: Made a perfect version of the cookie and ate that version rather than the original.
Junkrat: Explodes the cookie.
Roadhog: Eats the cookie greedily.
Ana: Dips the cookie in with her tea.
Phara: Throws the cookie up in the air, shoots it, and shouts "COOKIES RAIN FROM ABOVE!" Ana made her vacuum the cookie bits off the floor.
Wreckingball: He examines the cookie. He goes to the cookie. He eats the cookie. He thanks you for the cookie.
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Overwatch x Reader
FanfictionI got into the Overwatch fandom and now I need to write a bunch of fanfiction. No smut just fluff, angst, memes, funny stories that come from the deepest depths of my mind, the 'what these characters would do' segments, and character x character. Al...
