I got into the Overwatch fandom and now I need to write a bunch of fanfiction. No smut just fluff, angst, memes, funny stories that come from the deepest depths of my mind, the 'what these characters would do' segments, and character x character.
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Tis the day of love, candy, and also money. AKA Valentines Day. All over the globe (or like a few countries or states or towns and stuff) people are expecting their partner or friends to shower them in various gifts going along the lines of crafts, chocolate, chocolate dipped fruit, chocolate dipped chocolate, and expensive jewelry. Not only do they spend money on gifts, but they also spend money on going places. Or they just spend time in bed doing whatever (S E X ). The origins of this holiday according to Wikipedia is about St.Valentine of Rome going to jail for marrying soldiers because that was illegal way back then. So since he was on death roll, he wrote a letter to the judge's daughter signed 'your valentine' as a way of saying "love ya bye bye". But then this sad story somehow became associated with love cause of Geoffrey Chaucer's circle of people or something decided that showing affection in public (like kissing and holding hands and hugging) is socially acceptable during the 14th century. And then the 18th century happened and they're like "send cards, flowers, and food to express love." And that's how Valentines came to be I think.
So now that you know the weird origin of Valentines day, I'd like to wish you all a Happy Valentines day. If you gotta a boyfriend or girlfriend, hope you have fun spending time with them. And if your single, eat all the candy you desire and enjoy yourself. Ok now we can continue with the fanfic now that you have been educated slightly on what the fuck Valentines Day is.
Ana: Knits you a sweater with a big heart on it.
Ashe: A knife engraved with your and her initials surrounded by a heart.
Bastion: Him and his bird made you a valentines day card.
B.O.B: He gets you anything you want cause he's basically your butler for the day and will do anything to please you. It drives Ashe insane but you love that he does it.
Brigitte: She make a cute necklace for you out of scraps of armor material she had laying around and included a safety feature on it to project a shied in case you two are separated out in the battlefield. (Basically life-alert)
D.Va: She is yours for the day because normally she's busy with live streams and working at Overwatch so you two go out and have fun being together.
Doomfist: He takes you to a fancy restaurant and treats you like royalty. (Kinda makes me think of Black Panther for some reason... Wakanda Forever)
Genji: He believes in making gift rather than buying them since ya know he was a rich fuck boy before he got almost murdered by his brother so he appreciates homemade stuff. So he gives you a painting that looks like this:
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Hanzo: He tells you he's not going to get you anything cause he thinks Valentines Day is a holiday created by companies to sell stuff to couples and lonely single people. But then he shows up to your house with a Japanese dinner he made for you and gives you a pretty expensive bracelet. Oh Hanzo you Tsundere!
Junkrat: While you two sit on the roof, he sets off fireworks in your neighbor's yard where the hearts are heart shaped.
Lucio: He wrote you a song just for you and you two dance along to it.
McCree: He likes to go big or go home with his gifts so he gave you a promise ring that fits on your pinky finger.
Mei: She wants (to build a wall) um... no, she wants to bake you some cupcake pops cause they're small and cute.
Mercy: You two go out to a nice restaurant and then she will do role play in the bedroom as a doctor and 'cure' you. If your not feeling foxy, then she'll give you a cuddling treatment.
Moira: She gave you an actual human heart. But then she took you to a hotel room on the top floor where you drank wine and got frisky or cuddly.
Orisa: She gives you dark chocolate cause it's healthy for you, therefore making it safe. She also made you a card with the borders protected by tape so you won't get a paper-cut.
Pharah: She gives you a bouquet of roses and takes you out for dinner.
Reaper: His gift is that he will let you cuddle him whenever you want. He is your little spoon for the day.
Reinhardt:He goes all out by getting you the biggest box of chocolate, a giant bouquet of flowers, and buys the biggest diamond earrings he could find.
Roadhog: He can't give you chocolate because he will devour the entire box before he could give it to you but he gives you a ring that engraved to say "Hog's Girl/Boy".
Soldier: 76: He gives you one of his old jackets that smells like him.
Sombra: She doesn't go on any of her devices for one whole day, meaning no hacking. Her full attention is to you and so you two go to the bar and dance the night away.
Symmetra: She makes a symmetrical heart for you.
Torbjorn: He makes tiny turrets that shoots out heart candy.
Tracer: As soon as the sun rises, you will be out on your feet with Tracer taking you out to a cafe, window-shopping, a picnic at the park, and many other fun filled places.
Widowmaker: Gives you free hug cards for you to use since she hates hugs but knows you like them.
Winston: He made chocolate for you, one batch even has bananas and peanut-butter in it.
WreckingBall: He did a cute little dance for you that was so perfect that you filmed it.
Zarya: She bought you a chick flick for you two to watch together and she cries every damn time.
Zenyatta: He gets you different kinds of chocolate from different countries, he likes to see you enjoy eating the chocolate cause he can't.
