Overwatch x Reader

The Reason Why Soldier 76 and Reaper Aren't Friends Part Four:

Tensions were now high at Overwatch, and all because of Jack and Gabe. After Reyes's interrogation, the two have done nothing but give each-other death glares and shady comments. Ana calls it the real housewife effect, where two people become so bitter towards one another that they wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole but would instead hit them with shade... and maybe flipped tables. Everyone found it best to keep the two apart because as much as it was entertaining to watch, their comments didn't lead to any fights so it was boring. Which leads us to this boring meeting:

"Any plans for the weekend, Ana?" Jack asked as he avoided Gabe's deadly stare.

"I'm going on a mission that you signed me up for, Jack. I thought you remembered that-"

"How about you, Jesse?" Jack gave him a smile that looked more artificial than a bag of fruit flavored gummy worms.

"Probably get drunk n' pass out somewhere." He shrugged.

"I appreciate the honesty, McCree. Unlike SOMEONE I used to know." His blue eyes glared intensely at Reyes, who shared the same furious gaze. This went on for two minutes.

"Kiss!" Tracer, the new zippity agent, cheered from behind a glass window.

"Shut up, Oxton, you got training to do for the mission up in Kings Row!" Ana scolded.

"SORRY BYE!" Tracer then zippity-zoo-da-ed her speedy legs away.

"I hate young people," Ana brooded, "They remind me of how much my daughter hates me."

"I told ya to let Fareeha be, didn't I?" Jesse replied southernly.

"I'd like to see you pop out a kid, raise it, and watch it burn in hell for letting it do whatever it wants, since you're so qualified to tell me how to raise my child."

Jesse puts his hands up in the air, "Just saying. I know if I was a kid, I wouldn't like to be put in a box."

Gabe then claps while still keeping eye contact with Jack, "THAT'S RIGHT! SCREW PARENTS!"

Ana then shares the same intense gaze as Jack as she directs her death stare at Gabe, "Do you want me to take you out of this world the same way your mother put you in it?"

Reyes shrank in his seat, "My mom had a C-section."

"I WILL SEE SECTIONS WHEN I CUT YOU UP AND THROW YOU IN MY SALAD." Ana had never threatened people with cannibalism before; but when a boss ass bitch snaps, she's gonna snap. Especially with the high tension Gabe and Jack bring. Overwatch might as well be called SnapWatch, because a lot of agents are coping with anxiety by using sass. Despite Gabe and Jack being the central cause of this unease, they never sought out to fix their irresponsible and childish behavior. Instead, they pushed each other like two magnets with the same negative ends.

After the Venice incident, Reyes decided to change his aesthetic to incorporate more reckless behavior. His inspiration was the day the East Berlin Wall was destroyed, which was when communist control in East Berlin and in Central Europe was disbanded and was not reckless in any sense of the word. Reyes didn't really know about that part, because he was half-asleep while watching the history channel. He just liked the part where a bunch of young people tore a wall up to stick it to the over-controlling freaks of the world, just like he did when he shot a legit terrorist out a window. What Reyes needed was something with a bit more fire-power to kick Jack out of the water, and take over Overwatch to make him a Strike Commander. And then change Overwatch's name to Black Back or maybe Black Saw. He still has to put down the ideas in his secret death note notebook - a gift from Moira during Christmas. On the other end, Jack was going bald with the stress of his job. With the rage of the Overwatch protesters, Talon's new members, and Reyes being himself; Jack found himself pushed against a wall. He had to please multiple people and displease multiple people simultaneously. There needed to be compromises, but the only one that would work is to disband Overwatch. And he couldn't do that, he'd risk people having no jobs and the jobless turning to a legit terrorist organization. He wouldn't let Talon have the upper hand. He just hoped that Captain Amari's mission wouldn't completely fail.