Overwatch x Reader

Yo Overwatch 2 Can I Get an Amen?

*SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CINEMATIC: ZERO HOUR*
I'm working on fanfics (don't worry my peeps), but I just gotta say:

I fangirled so much during the reveal.

There was yelling, there was pterodactyl screeching, my mouth was like a siren of emotions.

My dogs looked at me weird as I told my computer to SHUT UP JEFF SHOW ME THE THING!

And I did see the thing. My gorilla boi with the devil in sheep's clothing. And the first thought I had was: how the fuck did they get there? I don't remember much from the Mei cinematic to know where she was when she got the recall, but how would anyone have known she was at her old base? So if any of you have any idea, send some comments.

Time skipperoni time: I got so fucking worried when Mei got herself fucked up. Like SHIT WINSTON YOU SHOULD OF CHOSE SUPPORT FOR THIS MISSION YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE DAMAGE HEROES YA DING DONG!

I called to my computer for MERCY. 

"MERCY MEI IS GONNA DIE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" 

And then Winston is like "I'm just gonna die now." and almost sacrifices himself to a white ass transformer boii until ya boi genji shows up with a hoodie like:

"Sup bitches."

And OH SHIT REINHART AND BRIGITTE SHOW UP YASSS THE CREW IS ASSEMBLING!!!
MERCY'S COMING DOWN FROM WHEREVER THE FUCK SHE CAME FROM AND HAS HEALY HANDS THAT HEAL THE DEMON FROM ya know... Dying.

And Echo is flying and shooting and stuff and now everyone knows that McCree didn't just flat up leave her, she kinda knew where she was going so that's good.

And then they do what heroes do and destroy that motherfucking transformer with a DIY bomb.

Then baguette police officer is like, "So... r u Overwatch now?"

And then Winston looks at everyone and is like : "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

yes."

Then it ended with that good old overwatch insignia. And I don't remember but I'm guessing there was a two somewhere.

Anyways, I liked the fact that Overwatch two is going to be story driven and have overwatch assemble. But I really wanted to know what all of the 31 characters would look like, mostly McCree. Like Idk if his hair will grow longer or if he cut it or grew out his beard. And that worries me because I want him to still look hot. I only accept the ugly if it applies to the lore. If he doesn't look hot, I'm gonna get real sad. 
I'm also worried about soldier:76 going bald, like it would be pretty weird to see him bald. Like, would his shiny bald head be used as a weapon to blind assassins? Will he wear a hat to hide his baldness like Kind Neptune in The SpongeBob Movie? Probably. And what about Ashe? Will she be a part of the Overwatch storyline since the Overwatch crew are going to route 66? And her hairstyle too, like her inverted bob haircut is going to be a pain in the ass because she can't put all of her hair in a ponytail. What if she grew a beard? What if B.O.B grew a beard? That would be cool either way. 

Another thing:Lucio's hair looks like floatie noodles, glowsticks tied together, mountain dew fries (if that was a thing), where Nemo lives (an anemone), condoms put on his dreadlocks for some reason (idk man Lucio probably ate too many Lucio-os and did a Luci-uh-oh) and kinda looks like a projection but it's dumb. The worse part is that two dreads of his hair stick out and that just throws it off. It's interesting, I'll give it that, but weird as fuck. 

Overall, I'm excited to see all the character's designs and learn what the fuck they are doing in Overwatch 2 while Robots Take Over:Part Two is happening. Also lore.

Yea so that's my ted talk.

Hope you enjoyed reading this as I prepare some nice fanfics to survive on as we all wait for Overwatch two to come out.