Meant for humorous reasons only. Also includes most of the ships, even the rare ones. Enjoy.
WidowTracer: Sonic is dating a civilian but the purple spider baguette queen is hawt af.
Reaper:76: They hate each other, but they also fuck each other.
McReaper: Emo boss with his trusty Cowboy sidekick.
Gency: I need more healing.
McMercy: Smoking is bad for your health, but I'll fix your damaged lungs any day! *wink*
Mercy: 76: Your dad has your lunch and your mom heals your boo boos.
McAna: Wait this exists?
Bunnyribb: Young, hip, and will kill ya in a jip.
Symmrat: Your a disaster but I'll manage.
Ana76: Go to a retirement home.
Mercykill: You raise them up so that I can shoot them down without knowing how to reload.
Meihem: I'm in love with a bully.
McHanzo: He hates him but he really just hates him more.
McGenji: Everybody was kunfu fighting but then we decided to watch a western movie instead.
Genyatta: How to fuck a robot 101.
Roadrat: Let's commit several illegal crimes in several countries...Together.
Boombox: Listen to my fire mixtape that is literally on fire OH MY GOD CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT MY MIXTAPE IS ON FIRE!
Doomreap: Angry buff man with his emo cosplay friend. (I didn't even know people shipped these two until now)
Doomcio: Wanted criminal dates local music legend,Leap Frog.
Doomyatta: Punching is not the answer, kicking is. (This must be a secret ship because I didn't know about this one either)
Zaryamei: The devil's got my arms.
Mercymaker: You're diagnosed with the blue.
Spiderbyte: I will shove a baguette down your esophagus if you don't shut the fuck up.
Sympharah: Mean bitch settles for loyal Egyptian badass.
Zarmetra: Muscles are perfection.
Pharmercy: Don't tell my mom.
HanaMercy: Mom buys me Doritos.
Mekanic: Sassy Bunny like likes Torborn 2.0.
Dvamon: Bunnies are evil.
Lenily: Spiderman's girlfriend is waiting for Sonic to come home.
Meicer: Sonic makes a deal with the devil she can't refuse.
Moircy: Mad scientist is mad for angel mom.
Symbra: The world's in shambles so let's hack it.
Som.va: Shot through the heart and you're to blame, Hacker you give gamers a bad name.
McSombra: We had a one night stand that turned into an ongoing stand.
Widowmeiker: Two ice cubes in a freezer.
Mcashe: MCCCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Translation: Tsundere vampire gets mad at Clint Eastwood for existing after *tragic backstory*.
Speedy Recovery (Tracer and Mercy): Sonic hits head on branch but Angel mom healed her with a metal pole.
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FanficI got into the Overwatch fandom and now I need to write a bunch of fanfiction. No smut just fluff, angst, memes, funny stories that come from the deepest depths of my mind, the 'what these characters would do' segments, and character x character. Al...
