Keith One Shots

~Homophobia~

This was requested by yins1n and has homophobia in so if you get easily offended by homophobic stuff I wouldn't recommend reading this chapter. Just know that anything homophobic said in this is not my opinion what so ever. I fully support everyone in the LGBTQ+ community.

And guess what it's based on season 2.

Keith's P.O.V

We walked into something that looked similar to a fast food place. We'd recently saved a planet from being enslaved by the galra so while Coran and Allura fixed up the castle from the fight, we were told to relax and do whatever we wanted. We picked a fast food place because it reminded us of Earth.

"Why does this kinda look like McDonalds?" Pidge said, looking around at the colourful theme. I had to agree with her, it was pretty similar to McDonalds.

"Huh, Weird. Well we don't have to order, they come to our table strangely so let's sit down" Lance said, leading us to a table. We all took our seats and as we did so the table area in front of us all opened out and a tablet appeared. We each took a look to see that it was like a menu.

"Wow, alien technology" Pidge said, obviously finding it interesting.

"It's literally a tablet, Pidge" I said.

"Well it's a cool tablet" She said, tapping the buttons. "I can play flappy flog! Is that like flappy bird?"

"Probably. Now let's pick stuff and wait for someone to take our orders" Lance said, already starting to choose. We all decided pretty quickly seeing we didn't know what most of the food was and we just had to wait. Eventually a green, one-eyed alien wearing a tuxedo walked over to us.

"Hello! May I take your orders?" He asked. We one by one told the alien our orders. While Shiro was saying his order, I spotted someone over the other side of the room. He was a red skinned, muscly alien with blonde hair. I had to admit, he looked really hot. Lance, who was next to me, must've spotted me staring at him because he elbowed me in the shoulder.

"Keith, stop drooling over the hot guy over there" He said, making me blush. I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms.

"I was not drooling.." I said defensively, just barely noticing the waiter now looking at me.

"Come on, admit it. You totally have the hots for that guy" Lance said, pointing at him. While the others chuckled at his comment I pushed his arm down and blushed more, afraid he might spot Lance pointing at him.

"You're... gay?" The waiter said, giving me a weird look.

"Um.. yeah?" I said, feeling a little uncomfortable. He gave me an even dodgier look.

"So... you like other guys? Isn't that a little..... a little gross?" He asked, awkwardly tapping at his tablet that he'd been writing the orders down on.

"Um... no. It's not even gross. Am I not allowed to like guys?" I asked. The waiter seemed to hesitate before speaking.

"That's um... I-I'm sorry. I'm going to get someone else to take your orders. It's just.. it's too gross for me." He said before walking off. Well ouch.

"Well that guy was an a-hole" Lance said, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah... he was" I replied, starting to notice how many aliens were now looking at me. It seems our conversation had attracted a lot of unwanted attention. I couldn't tell if it was just me but they seemed to be giving me disgusted looks. One of them walked by our table and muttered something, not going unheard by us.