HOLY JEEZ THIS BOOK JUST 1K READS. I AM DYING SEND HELP. THANK YOU SO MUCH IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. So to say thanks for 1000 reads, I decided to make a special chapter! This is basically an AU where the characters play their own roles. This is just a load of their bloopers and stuff. I hope you like it!
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Season One Episode One
Keith: It's me! Keith! I am your FARTHERRRRR!
Director, laughing his head off: Keith this is the 57th time you have said this please just say your line!
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Season Two Episode Two
Lance and Keith are climbing up the elevator shaft.
Keith: Its right, THEN left. You're off!
Lance: You're off! And shoving too hard!
*Lance shoves Keith*
Keith: You're not shoving hard enough!
*Keith shoves Lance a little too hard and they both fall onto the mat below them*
Lance: GOD DAMMIT EVERY TIME!
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Season Two Episode Eight
Lance: Well yeah! I wasn't born yester-quintaint!
Hunk: Its yester-quintant not quintaint
Lance: Oops
*Retry*
Lance: Well yeah! I wasn't born yester-quintont!
Hunk: yester-quintANT Lance
Lance: Ughhh
*Retry*
Lance: Well yeah! I wasn't born yester-quintunt!
Hunk: LANCE ITS NOT THAT HARD TO JUST SAY QUINTANT!
Lance: Leave me alone okay!
*Retry*
Lance: Well yeah! I wasn't born yester-quinta-
*One of the lights fall down*
Hunk: OH COME ON HE ALMOST HAD IT!
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Season Six Episode Four
Lance: Hold on! How do we know you're the real Keith and not his bigger, cooler, grizzled older brother!?
Keith: I don't have time for this La- wait wait wait did you say grizzled!? Are you sure that's your line?
Lance: Yup, that's what it says.
Keith: Oh okay.
*Retry*
Lance: Hold on! How do we know you're the real Keith and not his bigger, cooler, grizzled older bro- KEITH I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!
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Keith One Shots
FanfictionDon't we all just love Keith Kogane? Well this is a book dedicated to him. This book includes sic fics, AUs, whumps and much more all based on Keith! (The book gets better as I get older writing it I swear). All characters are from Voltron: Legendar...
