Keith One Shots

~Lactose Intolerant~

HAIIIIIIIII. This was requested by Mermiadatheart7 and it's also something I've wanted to do. I'm not an expert on lactose intolerance so don't attack me if I mess up something. Sub to pewdiepie. Here we goOOOoO!

Based on like season 1 or something idek.

Keith's P.O.V

"I did it!" I heard the voice of a very excited Lance from down the hall. I let out a sigh before slipping my knife back under my pillow. As expected, the doors of my room burst open and Lance charged in carrying a tray of what looked like cookies.

"Keith! I did it!" Lance shouted, putting the tray down on the bed.

"Did what?" I asked.

"I made cookies! After Hunk figured it out I wanted him to teach me how to do it so I could make some cookies for Allura. I've failed like five times but now I've finally got it!" Lance exclaimed, beaming at me.

"That's uh... great" I said, not really knowing how to answer. There was a short silence.

"Well, aren't you going to try one?" Lance asked. I stopped to think for a moment. The thing is, I'm lactose intolerant meaning anything with dairy in it makes me feel sick afterwards.

"I would but uh I really shouldn't you see, I'm-"

"Pleaaaaaase?" Lance begged.

"W-Well I would but I'm actually-"

"I've been trying all weekkkk!"

"Lance I'm-"

"Do you not want one?"

"No! I-It's not that. It's just I'm-"

"No, I see" Lance said, the light in his eyes dimming. "They're probably bad anyways. I'm really bad at cooking. I just wanted your opinion on them because I know you're good with judging stuff but I guess I'll just throw them away"

"No wait!" I shouted as Lance picked up the tray. He stopped and looked at me.

"What? What is it?" He asked. I looked into his eyes. They were sad and disappointed. He looked so sweet and innocent when he was asking for me to try them. I couldn't say no to that. But then again, I could be really sick afterwards.

Screw it.

"What I was trying to say was I-I don't want one..... because I want two! Yeah!" I said. Nice going, Keith. You're gonna be so sick later.

"Really!?" Lance perked right up again. God, how could I back out now?

"Of course" I said, picking up two from the tray. I let out a silent prayer before taking a bite of one of the cookies. I had to admit, they were really nice. I don't think my future self will agree though.

"Mmm, they're so nice" I said, smiling at him and taking another bite.

"You think? I-I mean uh of course they are! They're made with extra milk too because of the weird alien substitutes and stuff. Turns out that luckily one of the only liquids that we have from Earth is milk." Lance rambled, scratching the back of his neck.

"Yeah... how lucky" I said, finishing the first cookie. Quiznak, I have to eat the other one now.

"Do you think Allura will like them? Are they fit for a princess?" Lance asked, hearts practically in his eyes.

"They're fit for a king" I said, already finishing the second cookie. They were actually really good. Goddammit, stupid lactose intolerance. "You should give them to everyone in the castle"