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Cain : sneaks up on Able while he's watching TV

Able : doesn't notice

Cain : pulls out a gun and fires it

Able : gets startled by the sound

Able : THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T F***ING LOVE YOU!

Cain : hAhaHahA

Cain : dying inside because of his words

Technical difficulties

035 : hey how y -

682 : snarls aggressively

035 : screams GET YO F***IN DOG BISH!

999 : he don't bite

035 : getting mauled by 682 YES HE DO DJKSN -

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106 and 079 : SHOTGUN!

049 : hey I found a shotgun, and I want the front seat! cocks gun

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Now some random stuff

106 : starts to fortnite dance UNmercifully

all the other SCPs except 173 : my god somebody get the bleach

173 : taping the thing and posting it on social media

173 : nice

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D-boi : sniffles

049 : P E S T I L E N C E

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106 : sup doc -

106 : sees 049-J beating a D-Class with a shoe

106 : ....

106 : fazes back through the door

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106 and 173 : playing FNAF blindly

106 and 173 : gets jumpscared

106 : screams like a girl and punches the computer screen

173 : crying and yelling but it slowly turns into laughter because of 106's reaction

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173 : f***

049 : gasps while covering 035's "ears", dragging him out of the room before gasping again

035 : f***

049 : gasps unbelievably loudly

049 : ends up choking 173

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I know that this is a oneshot book but I seriously needed to post this

Idk why

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