Harry Potter Oneshots

Sirius has to gay [IN ENGLISH!] -Wolfstar

Dieser Oneshot ist:
1. auf Englisch
2. 'soft dirty', wie es ein sehr weises Bienchen mal beschrieben hat
3. schon der dritte, mit dem ich euch heute nerve. Bin krank und hatte in meiner schulfreien Zeit nix besseres zu tun :)

Actually, Sirius should concentrate on McGonagall and her Transfiguration class, but he just couldn't.

Why?

Because Remus, Remus Lupin, cut his goddamn hair and looked simply gorgeous.

Before the haircut, his brown locks constantly had fallen into his face, covering his deep, green eyes, but now, they were perfectly visible and drove Sirius just mad.

How the hell could someone be as handsome and goodlooking as Remus? No matter how hard the black haired boy tried, he just didn't manage to take his eyes off the werewolf next to him.

'Oh no.', he thought. 'Oh no, he's biting his lip. Oh no. Oh fuck, why is he so handsome?'

This was getting out of hand. Not just that Sirius couldn't concentrate, no, there were also those images that filled his mind. And there was nothing he could do about it.

Remus, how he smiled at him, when Sirius has gotten him his favourite chocolate from Hogsmeade.

Remus, how he bent down to kiss Sirius slowly and romantically.

Remus, how he bent down to kiss Sirius not so slowly and not so romantically.

Remus, how he shoved Sirius against the wall and...

Oh Merlin, this had to stop, or Sirius would get a serious problem.

He shook his head to clear his mind and tried to look at the board instead of Remus, but he couldn't. So he just sat there and stared at Remus.

"Sirius, would you be so kind and concentrate on Transfiguration and not on Mr Lupin?", McGonagalls strict, but slightly amused voice interrupted Sirius's dreams about the brunette he was gaping at.

Remus turned around in surprise, lifting one eyebrow when he saw the caught impression on the Black's face.

"I... Uh... I have to gay... go! To go! I... Bye then, uh, I... Bye!"

Sirius stood up and ran straight out of the classroom, leaving a bunch of giggling and gossiping students behind.

And, not to forget, a speechless Remus, who could do nothing but stare at the point where Sirius had left the room only moments before.

After a few minutes of doing this, he got up and ran after Sirius, knocking chairs flying. Nobody tried to stop him, he even thought he saw a tiny smile on his professor's face when he looked back one last time and slammed the door shut.

Surprisingly, he found Sirius after exactly one minute and thirtythree seconds. Hiding in the boy's toilet next to their classroom wasn't exactly an original idea, but Remus was glad he didn't have to look in every single room of the castle.

"Hey, Sirius.", he said, when he saw his best friend sitting on the bathroom floor, sobbing dramatically.

He didn't waste much time and bent down, pulling Sirius up and hugging him tightly.

"Shhh, it's okay, Sirius. Y'know, it is kinda your own fault, no one would have known if you didn't say that 'I have to gay'-thing. But you're an idiot and had to say that, didn't you?", he teased the Black.

"Guess so.", Sirius answered with a weak smile, body still pressed to Remus's.

Remus could just have kissed Sirius now, but he kinda liked torturing the black haired boy a little bit. He had known about Sirius's feelings, well, he guessed he was in love with him, but now he was finally onehundred percent sure.

"Are we a little excited down there, Sirius?", he asked with a smirk and gestured to... hard things 'down there'. "I can take care of that, y'know."

Sirius's eyes went bigger than Quaffles as Remus's hand slowly wandered to his butt.

"Hey, hey! Could you maybe first tell me what you think of this whole thing? What you think of me?"

And then, finally, Remus kissed him. His lips were soft and warm and perfekt and seemed to be made for Sirius's.

"Does this answer your question? I love you, Sirius.", the werewolf mumbled against the Black's lips.

Sirius sighed in relief.

"I love you too, Remus."

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"Hey, Sirius, Remus, are you in h- sweet Merlin, my poor eyes! Aaaah, I think you just took away my mental virginity! Holy hell, this is a public place, y'know, people can walk in here and-"

"We were just kissing, James."

"With your hands down Sirius's pants? I don't think so."

The Potter had his eyes covered, stumbling backwards through the restroom door and closing it immediatly.

"I think he's kinda right. Wanna take this to the dorm?", Sirius suggested with a smirk.

"Let's take this to the dorm."