New undies should be a joy, especially when you're a loyal customer to one particular brand. However, when fabric is cheapened and quality flies out the door, it's time to research options...
Undies
They were never meant to be
A disposable undie
The brand that I've been loyal
Has my butt cheeks in a boil
They creep faster than kudzu
Then are plastered as with glue
To places they should not go
My very own freak show
Nonexistent elastic
Squirm and tug, I'm now manic
There's no way to concentrate
Nether regions to liberate...
YOU ARE READING
Five Year Poem Plan - Part 1
PoésieI am going to attempt to write a poem a week for five years! It is a personal resolution that I am making public in order to hold myself accountable.
