Mentally Stable Who? ~ Minsung

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Felix's 7 disciples

Memelix
Ok, we're all meeting at the Café near 5th street tomorrow at 6pm
We'll walk to the movie theatre from there
No one is allowed to object, you're all coming

Spawnofsatan
Works for me

Jisquirrel
I'm there

Papachan
Sure

Mommawoojin
Great

Meanhoe
Sure thing

Hyunjeans
Kay

Trashbinnie
OK babe

Memelix
Ok I'll see you all then

Hyunjeans
Wait, what's the dresscode

Memelix
Anything
It's just us so there's no use in dressing up

Meanhoe
Jisung, you have to look good!
That's an order
I don't want you to show up in sweats or anything
I expect a real outfit and some nice accessories

Jisquirrel
Ummm
Ok?

Trashbinnie
Me and Lix are dressing up to rub it in Minho's face that Felix is mine and that Minho is single

Meanhoe
Not for long
*wink*

Hyunjeans
Oh
Well who's the unlucky man?

Meanhoe
You'll all have to wait and see

Mommawoojin
I swear to God, if you're planning on taking Jisung's virginity and then break his heart, I'll personally break your neck with a bottle

Meanhoe
Wth why would I want to do that to him?

Mommawoojin
Because that's what you did to Felix

Trashbinnie
You slept with him and dumped him for another guy

Meanhoe
Dude seriously
I was 17 back then
I'm 20 now
Do y'all seriously think I still roll like that?!

Papachan
So you're saying that you've changed?

Meanhoe
Big time!
I haven't slept with anyone in about a year
I've changed
And I never would have wanted to break Jisung's heart
He's way to precious for that shit

Hyunjeans
Dude, a year without sex?
Are you fucking serious?

Meanhoe
Yeah I fucking am

Hyunjeans
Bro that's hilarious
Why? Did you loose it?

Meanhoe
I didn't loose it
I just haven't been in a relationship in a long time, and therefore haven't had anyone to be with

Spawnofsatan
I feel bad for you bro
Even I'm getting laid

Meanhoe
Ok I get it
MInHo HaVeN't sLepT WitH AnyOnE In a YeaR, ThaT'S SO FuNNy DuDe!
Can we change the topic?

Mommawoojin
OK, so how about we talk about your punishment if you break Jisung's heart

Hyunjeans
How about he has to give his cats up for adoption

Spawnofsatan
Babe that's so evil
Minho loves those cats more than anything

Meanhoe
NOT MY CATS!!

Hyunjeans
Bro, those creatures are straight up evil, honestly how do you love them so much?

Meanhoe
They're my babies
Them and Jisung

Mommawoojin
That's sounds like a good punishment
Minho, if you break Jisung's heart we're putting your cats up for adoption

Meanhoe
I will not go along with that

Hyunjeans
Too bad
It's settled

Meanhoe
NO ONE FUCKING TOUCHES MY CATS

Mommawoojin
Then you better fucking treat Jisung correctly

Meanhoe
Of course I'll treat him correctly
But please don't take my cats away from me!

Papachan
It's aleady settled
Play with Jisung, and you'll loose all your cats

Meanhoe
I wouldn't fucking do that
Don't make those kinds of assumptions and don't fucking touch my cats

Mommawoojin
As long as you treat my son correctly, your cats are all yours

Meanhoe
I hate y'all
Exept for Jisung
Bye