Both Minho and Jisung had been single for a while. But that was about to change when their shared friend decided to introduce the two.
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Main ship:
Minsung
Side ships:
Seungjin
Woochan
Changlix
Best ranking:
-#1 Minsung
Memelix Hey, would yall like to come see a movie with me and my other friends?
Trashbinnie Is Minho coming?
Memelix Yeah why?
Trashbinnie Count me in Imma claim you as mine right in front of his lonely ass
Mommawoojin There will be no breaking of rules or pda, got it?
Trashbinnie Tell yourself that Oh, and how's your ass by the way, Chan?
Papachan Hurts like hell Woojin made me sleep on the floor last night My ass and back hurts more than Jisung's single ass is gonna do in the next 10 years
Jisquirrel Do yall think I'm a robot? I've got feelings you know...
Papachan Nah, we just don't care
Mommawoojin So you want to spend another night on the floor?
Papachan Please no!!
Mommawoojin Then you better behave Apologize to Jisung for hurting his feelings
Papachan But-
Mommawoojin Christopher Bang, you apologize to Jisung this instant or you're spending 2 nights on the bathroom floor
Papachan I'M SORRY JISUNG I LOVE YOU YOU'RE AWESOME YOU'RE GONNA FIND LOVE SOON, I'M SURE
Mommawoojin Good boy Channie
Memelix Ok...? Anyways Jisung? Woochan? Yall up for the movies with my friends?
Mommawoojin Sure It would be nice to get to know this infamous Minho who took advantage of a minor, stealing his v-card at age 15
Papachan Im going, but only too keep Woojin from murdering Minho
Jisquirrel Imma pass
Memelix Why?
Jisquirrel Don't feel like third-wheeling yall again
Memelix Come on, Ji Not everyone is in a relationship Minho is single I actually think the two of you could hit it off well
Jisquirrel Thanks, but no thanks I'm not interested in your leftovers
Memelix Come on It'll be fun It's just one night You'll survive one night of being lonely I promise I'll make sure you aren't left alone
Josquirrel ..... Oof, ok I'll come
Memelix Great I'll text y'all the deets later
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Visual gods + Minho
Memelix Ok, so I've arranged for the 4 of us to meet with my other group of friends We're going to the movies with them, and you're all coming
Meanhoe Um... No thanks
Hyunjeans I'm down as long as it's a good move and i get to shower my baby in love And as long as none of your friends are homofobic
Memelix Dont worry, my binnie is obviously gay, two of them are practically married and the last one is the most idiotic gay you'll ever meet No homofobia
Spawnofsatan Well if that's the case then count me in
Memelix Minho you're coming You don't have a choice I already promised Ji that he wouldn't be the only single one there, so you're coming
Meanhoe Not a chance His single ass can have fun third-wheeling on his own
Memelix Come on, I promised you'd be there He hates third-wheeling just as much as you I actually think the two of you could get along well
Meanhoe I'm not going
Memelix Come on don't be like that
Meanhoe I'm not going Deal with it
Memelix Please I'll do anything I don't want Jisung to be lonely
Meanhoe Well that's his problem not mine
Memelix Please Minho I'll buy you your favorite snack
Meanhoe Still not going
Memelix I'll be your slave for an hour
Meanhoe Stop trying to bribe me It won't work I'm not going Tell Jisung he can go have fun on his own
Memelix He's hot....
Meanhoe PICTURE NOW!
Memelix Gee.... 2 sek
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Meanhoe Ok, I'm going
Hyunjeans And suddenly I'm into poly...
Spawnofsatan Eye- Not gonna lie, he's hot as fuck
Hyunjeans Baby, if Minho's doesn't claim him within a week we bring him into our relationship, deal?
Spawnofsatan Hell fucking yeah babe I want that hot piece of eye candy
Memelix Ok, your relationship is officially twisted and fucked up
