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Jisquirrel

Meanhoe
Quick question
What does bees make?

Jisquirrel
Honey?

Meanhoe
Yes dear?

Jisquirrel
HOLY HELL
YOU SMOOTH MF!
I'm choking because of how badly I'm laughing
Pleaae hekp
Jehqkwhrkkfjejkqbdbrjq

Meanhoe
Noooo
Don't die
It was a joke
I'm sorry

Jisquirrel
Good thing I'm dead, cuz I'd be pressing charges if I survived your attack

Meanhoe
I'm sorry bubba

Jisquirrel
Aaw it's ok

Meanhoe
So what are you up to?

Jisquirrel
Just laying in bed

Meanhoe
Sounds fun

Jisquirrel
It really is
You should join me ;)

Meanhoe
WAS THAT A SEXUAL JOKE?
OH NO, I'VE RUINED YOU

Jisquirrel
Ive always been ruined, wut u talkin bout bub?

Meanhoe
Eeew
Don't write like that
It's weird

Jisquirrel
Well I'm weird so there you go

Meanhoe
You're not weird
Just unique

Jisquirrel
Why do you always call me unique when I tell you stupid things about myself
I'm just weird
Accept it!!

Meanhoe
Nuh uh
You're unique and special and wonderful and one of a kind

Jisquirrel
And you're cheesy

Meanhoe
You like it

Jisquirrel
Can't say I do, bubs

Meanhoe
Well i know for a fact that your favorite food is cheesecake, so therefore you must like me being cheesy
It's facts

Jisquirrel
Dang, you got me there...

Meanhoe
I gottchu bubba ^-^~<3

Jisquirrel
You're cheesy again
And what's with those weird thingies?
You put them after every one of your insta posts

Meanhoe
Are you serious?
It's a cute little face holding a heart!!
How could you not notice!?

Jisquirrel
Well you see, there is this thing called emojis. People use them instead of acting like they're born in the 17th century, and using those weird thingies you use.

Meanhoe
Hey, I might be older than you, but I'm not that old!

Jisquirrel
Sure thing grandpa

Meanhoe
It's daddy, not grandpa
Anygays
U up for a videochat?

Jisquirrel
Sksjjdkskskd
Gimme an hour or so
I just gotta go take some plastic surgery real quick

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